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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus
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01/23/21 12:00:28 AM
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107. Anna Nishikikinomiya

Series: Shimoneta
Nominator: FL81 (1/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 77 (32/145 tie)
Personality: 20 (144/145)
Girlfriendness: 63 (62/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 53.3
Hair: Silver (1/3 remaining)
Eyes: Blue (33/43 remaining)
Race: Asian (46/58 remaining)
Age: 15-19 (48/62 remaining)
Medium: Anime (21/38 remaining)

So, Anna is probably the definitive two high categories, one low category waifu, at least until we get higher up into the list (spoilers, but theres one waifu with two 90+ scores and one <30 score, and shes also got her low score in Personality). Basically, what we have here is a waifu whos extremely beautiful, polite, refined, intelligent, and clearly has a lot of potential as far as being a useful member of society goes but her personality is just completely unbearable.

I cant even post some of the things that are wrong with her due to GameFAQs censorship, but it basically comes down to three things:
  • Inability to tolerate anyone having dirty thoughts.
  • Inability to tolerate other girls looking at the boy she likes.
  • Instant orgasm from just thinking about the boy she likes.
Like, when a waifu sees you in bed with another girl (keeping in mind that shes not your girlfriend yet), and her reaction is to pick up a knife and stand over you creepily until you wake up and claim its your sister, shes not a keeper. I dont need my waifu grinding against a desk while we talk. I dont need a waifu whose parents kept her so sheltered that she doesnt know how to process romantic emotions. And call me a prude, call me old-fashioned, but look. Im never dating a girl who talks about her love nectar. That has to be the grossest possible term.

I have to believe that this is a test to see how Ill react to a stalker waifu, and you know what? Im not that into the concept, sorry.

Lastly, on her Wiki page, I found this:
Gender: Presumed Female (later confirmed)
Well, Im glad that loose end got ironed out.

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