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TopicAnagram Ranks 145 Waifus
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01/08/21 1:08:08 PM
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141. Fang
Series: Primal
Nominator: Pirateking2000 (3/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: No
Attractiveness: 19 (141/145)
Personality: 65 (44/145)
Girlfriendness: 31 (114/145)
Overall Waifu Score: 38.3
Hair: None (0/1 remaining)
Eyes: Yellow (7/9 remaining)
Race: Animal (1/2 remaining)
Age: Unclear (4/5 remaining)
Medium: Cartoon (6/9 remaining)

If I had a category for most random waifu nominations, Fang would probably win. Not just an animal, but a T-Rex, at that. Are dinosaurs the most done animal type for movies? Has there been a single good dinosaur movie since Jurassic Park?

Anyway, Fang. As far as T-Rexes go, fairly sexy. Which is to say, not tremendously sexy overall. I do like her stripe patterns, but the distinct lack of feathers signals to me that theres something wrong with her.

She makes up for this a lot with personality. Caring, loyal, and brave, which are all good qualities in a waifu and a person. Normally Im not super into revenge, but when she goes for revenge after her children are murdered, well, okay, thats reasonable.

Girlfriendness is a mixed bag. I imagine most of Fangs time is going to be spent prowling the jungle for prey, which is something Im not going to be able to really connect with her on. Shes also too tall and wide to fit into most doors. On the other hand, shes clearly a hard worker and very dedicated to what she thinks is important, so a relationship is probably still possible.

Overall, I think the inherent difficulties in forming a meaningful emotional connection between a large, bipedal carnivore and a typical urban human is going to doom this relationship before it starts, sorry.

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