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142. Dot Warner

Series: Animaniacs
Nominator: Eddv (3/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 34 (139/145)
Personality: 30 (138/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 44 (96/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 36
Hair: Black (18/19 remaining)
Eyes: Black (8/9 remaining)
Race: Furry (8/9 remaining)
Age: <15 (9/10 remaining)
Medium: Cartoon (7/9 remaining)

Before I go on, I want to say this: it took my until I was in my thirties to realize that in the Warner Brothers and their sister Dot, Dots name referred to the period in Warner Bros.

So, Dots got the same problem that basically any classic cartoon character would have: theyre all really annoying. As a character meant to entertain, she does her job well, but can you imagine being around this person for more than one minute? Even ignoring the physical abuse shed put you through, imagine being with someone who thinks its witty to respond to every single thing you say with some kind of comeback or sarcastic quip. It would be like dating Iron Man or Bugs Bunny. Dot would be the most intolerable girlfriend ever. I know people like that, and its only caused my ability to deal with that kind of constant quippage to go down over time.

This is to say nothing of what Dot actually does with her time: she runs around the Warner Bros. lot and causes mayhem. Now, I already live in LA, so this is actually not a problem for me as far as location goes, that place is like twenty minutes from me. But this is just going to be nonstop trouble. And hey, Ill just say it: sometimes you want space, sometimes you dont want your girlfriend right up in your face 100% of the time, and Dot has a provable history of being locked out of a place and then just appearing in it with cartoon physics.

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Started: July 6, 2005