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143. Elaine Parks

Series: The Love Witch
Nominator: Snake5555555555 (3/4 remaining)
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 59 (91/145 tie)
Personality: 24 (143/145)
Girlfriendness: 11 (144/145)
Overall Waifu Score: 31.3
Hair: Brown (21/22 remaining)
Eyes: Brown (26/27 remaining)
Race: White (60/61 remaining)
Age: 20-29 (57/58 remaining)
Medium: Film (2/3 remaining)

Elaine Parks (I keep wanting to write Benes) has the dubious honor of being both our first human and our first live-action waifu to drop. She also has the less dubious honor of being one of the few waifus I went and watched an entire movie for for this list for others, I watched an episode or looked up some clips, but I actually watched this movie.

I guess this is subjective, but its my list, so Im going to say it: any girl whose primary method of making money involves murdering her husbands is not the ideal waifu. Add to that how her main method of finding new boyfriends involves cursing them with magic and drugging them, and how she deals with rejection by stabbing you to death and just imagining shes having a wedding, and I am sad to say that shes low-tier in both personality and girlfriendness. As a character, she has sympathetic qualities, and as a film, I get what the movie is trying to say, but I guess one of the things Im looking for in a waifu specifically is an unstated agreement not to murder me with a ceremonial Satanic blade, and Elaine just doesnt meet that minimum requirement.

Also, and again this is subjective, I think the character is less attractive than the normal actress? Elaine is always wearing this heavy blue eyeliner, but the normal actress looks better without it. Tell me Im wrong.


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