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And so, the much fought-after position of last place goes to none other than...

145. Jynx

Nominator: WarTheNemesis2
Personal Familiarity: Yes
Attractiveness: 12 (142/145)
Personality: 30 (137/145 tie)
Girlfriendness: 33 (120/145 tie)
Overall Waifu Score: 25/100
Every big project topic like this always has a few people gunning for last place. Some of the entries surprised me, while others did not. Jynx falls into the category of surprised me, but probably shouldnt have. There are pokewaifus that probably would have done alright in this topic due to the triple ranking system, like Gardevoir or Lilligant, but Jynx is certainly not one of them.

Lets talk about her looks, first. Lets even interpret her design with the most generous lens possible and just assume its a gyaru thing. Can I just say that gyaru is like the ugliest fashion? Any waifu whos into gyaru is getting a penalty. Anyway, Jynx is comically short, kind of fat, and has no nose. I didnt realize before how much I value noses in my waifus. Krillin would be a terrible waifu for this reason.

Personality-wise, nope. Again, shes into gyaru and causing minor international controversies, which are not qualities I look for in a waifu. But even ignoring that, just look at her abilities. Oblivious? Dry Skin? Forewarn? First of all, if youre a waifu, and youre explicitly oblivious, youd better be the cute type of oblivious, which Jynx is not. Permanent dry skin? No thanks. And forewarn? I do not need my waifu to constantly get updates on what my moveset is, thats going to be nothing but trouble.

Even Jynxs Girlfriendness score is low. She can go into a pokeball, which is a neat party trick and lets you fit one more person into a car, but thats worth like two points, maximum. Samus somehow didnt get nominated, but if she had, that wouldnt be a big boost to her, either. The most damning issues for Jynx are that, according to the Pokedex, she speaks a language thats incomprehensible even among pokemon, and she can force people to dance by wiggling her hips at them. Combine that with being an ice-type, so she probably has an uncomfortably low body temperature, and this is just asking for trouble. And lets not even talk about the possibility of Smoochum in the future.

Overall, Jynx is an extremely weak waifu. Possibly not the worst out there, but definitely the worst nominated for this topic.

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Started: July 6, 2005