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ParanoidObsessive 08/23/20 10:01:05 AM #187:	The Wave Master posted... The Annual pray for Wave because a hurricane is being shot towards his rear end, Post! However, this year it's 2 hurricanes that are heading towards us here on the Mississippi gulf coast. 2020 is a son of a motherless Goat isn't she? I noticed that this morning. I was like, hmm, Laura and Marco have overlapping tracks... what are the odds that they smash into each other, combine into a massive super-storm, and head directly over Mississippi? I mean, damn it Wave, which dark god did you piss off? Might want to figure it out so you can sacrifice a few babies to appease them or something. The Wave Master posted... Last year I was sparred at the last minute because P.O. used his weather machine Hey, I already told you, I don't have a weather machine. Saddam Hussein bought the Weather Dominator off Cobra after there were budget crunches at the end of the 80s when the franchise was on the rocks, and later used it to stir up sandstorms during the Iraq War. That's where Bush got it, which is how he used it to send Katrina into the South (as Kanye tried to warn us when he told us that "George Bush doesn't care about black people"). But then Obama got it when he was elected, and he used it to send Sandy into NJ in an attempt to take me out. I suppose Trump has it now, unless Obama snuck off with it when he left office. wolfy42 posted... Woah, what? Paranoidobssesive has a weather machine? Hey, look, just because I dressed up like this for Halloween one year doesn't mean anything: http://i0.wp.com/joebattlelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/GI_Joe_Cobra_Commander-Costume.jpg (That's not me in the picture, nor the exact costume - mine was entirely homemade and had a number of minor differences, but that's basically what it looked like. I just don't think I have any digital pictures of it anywhere I can find to post.) All I've got is the old time machine (that ran out of fuel) and the Orbital Death Ray platform I've been working on for years. Oh, and also a magical wish stone, but I haven't used that for like 20 years, and I'm not sure where it is now. Probably somewhere in the hidden underground bunker. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family <cite>ParanoidObsessive posted [p:943719402] in 28 Geeks L... [t:78893470]...</cite> <quote><cite>The Wave Master posted...</cite> <quote>The Annual pray for Wave because a hurricane is being shot towards his rear end, Post! However, this year it's 2 hurricanes that are heading towards us here on the Mississippi gulf coast. 2020 is a son of a motherless Goat isn't she?</quote> I noticed that this morning. I was like, hmm, Laura and Marco have overlapping tracks... what are the odds that they smash into each other, combine into a massive super-storm, and head directly over Mississippi? I mean, damn it Wave, which dark god did you piss off? Might want to figure it out so you can sacrifice a few babies to appease them or something. <cite>The Wave Master posted...</cite> <quote>Last year I was sparred at the last minute because P.O. used his weather machine</quote> Hey, I already told you, I don't have a weather machine. Saddam Hussein bought the Weather Dominator off Cobra after there were budget crunches at the end of the 80s when the franchise was on the rocks, and later used it to stir up sandstorms during the Iraq War. That's where Bush got it, which is how he used it to send Katrina into the South (as Kanye tried to warn us when he told us that "George Bush doesn't care about black people"). But then Obama got it when he was elected, and he used it to send Sandy into NJ in an attempt to take me out. I suppose Trump has it now, unless Obama snuck off with it when he left office. <cite>wolfy42 posted...</cite> <quote>Woah, what? Paranoidobssesive has a weather machine?</quote> Hey, look, just because I dressed up like this for Halloween one year doesn't mean anything: http://i0.wp.com/joebattlelines.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/GI_Joe_Cobra_Commander-Costume.jpg (That's not me in the picture, nor the exact costume - mine was entirely homemade and had a number of minor differences, but that's basically what it looked like. I just don't think I have any digital pictures of it anywhere I can find to post.) All I've got is the old time machine (that ran out of fuel) and the Orbital Death Ray platform I've been working on for years. Oh, and also a magical wish stone, but I haven't used that for like 20 years, and I'm not sure where it is now. Probably somewhere in the hidden underground bunker. --- "Wall of Text'D!" --- oldskoolplayr76 "POwned again." --- blight family</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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