LogFAQs > #932032497

Wow TC, that sounds crazy. And something similar happened to me, too.

So we got this new employee at the station a couple weeks ago named Amber. She's an idiot. That much is pretty clear within 5 minutes of speaking to her. But this weekend I learned just how stupid she really is.

If you go into the "CSR Functions" menu in our system, there is a button titled "View Amber" which opens a link to a website that tracks any active Amber Alerts in the area. I'm not sure if that's a thing outside the States, but if you haven't heard of it before an Amber Alert is a public alert message sent out whenever a child is reported missing with things like age/clothing/where and when they were last seen, etc.

Amber quit this weekend because she saw this button and now believes that the owner is stalking her and that this button, when pressed, shows him a video feed of wherever she happens to be at the time. She is absolutely convinced of this fact and her response when she was told what it actually did was "if it's for Amber Alerts it would have the word Alert on the button."

I mean.................wow. It may actually be the single stupidest thing I have ever personally witnessed in my life. And that's f***ing impressive, especially if you've seen a bunch of my stupid customer topics.

So can anyone beat that?

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