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MrMelodramatic posted...

and this one guy goes into my friends room, grabs his guitar, and starts playing Wonderwall.

I fucking HATE "guitar guys".

You don't want to be rude and tell him not to play.

But if you let him, he'll try to steal the whole fucking night and act like he's the god of the party.

Even if he's good, it basically ruins the night. People can't sit around and just talk to each other.

I went hiking/camping with a group of 6 friends one weekend. The one guy was a friend of a friend. Kind of a hippie bro. The most stereotypical "feel the energy in the trees" kinda guy. Filthy hair. Stick thin. Gaunt. Unemployed. More nice than he needed to be. Reeked of weed and BO.

We finally settle down, make a fire, start chatting.....and this motherfucker pulls out a guitar out of thin air.

I swear to fucking Odin....this motherfucker had a backpack on his back....and a walking stick. THERE WAS NO GUITAR THE ENTIRE 6 HOUR HIKE!!!! NOBODY WAS CARRYING ONE!!!!

This motherfucker just 'willed' the god damn thing into existence. Like some kind of musical warlock.

Started playing. Basically kept us all from talking all night.

I wanted to slit his throat in his sleep.


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