LogFAQs > #931384403

Technically....yes.

And HOPEFULLY the cops would fucking laugh in your face.

Sadly, depending on the gender of the victim, and how good of an act they can put on.....you could seriously get someone arrested under the right circumstances.

When cops show up to the scene of ANY domestic dispute, any kind of "assault" claim, etc......someone is getting arrested. Even if it's total bullshit and can all be worked out down at the station.....someone is going to jail. Whether an assault "conviction" comes out of it or not....is another story.

The cops can arrest you simply under suspicion that there was more than meets the eye. If one person is saying you assaulted them, and they have a rash on their arm....they can say that's where the pillow brushed against their flesh and "hurt" them.

Cops can justifiably arrest you then.

And if you throw a fit because you are being arrested for something so fucking ridiculous and petty.....be warned: Even VERBALLY resisting the cop's arrest, can result in a "resiting arrest" charge....which will look even worse than the "assault" for the pillow.

Andif you so much as wriggle in the cop's grip and your elbow accidentally makes contact with the officer's ribs or any part of his body....guess what? You just assaulted an officer.

I am not even kidding. None of this shit is an exaggeration. This is shit that can actually happen to you. And shit like this DOES happen on a daily basis.


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