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My wife painted for years and while we never sold any of her paintings, tons of people where very appreciative to get them and still have them on their walls to this day.

Me? I was never a very good artist, I tried a bit (mostly cause my wife loved it and liked doing things with her) but other then Color Me Mine bowls/cups etc, never really created anything great.

But now I realize there was a hidden artist inside me all along. Someone sold a Banana taped to a wall for $120k, and I can totally do that. In fact, I am willing to tap ANY piece of fruit or veggie to a wall for only $10k a pop!! Talk about savings. I have no clue why I worked so hard most of my life when I could have just been taping fruit to things.

Anyway, please let me know what type of fruit/veggie you would like taped and the location of the taping and I will add you to the list.

Don't wait to long, supplies are infinite but the line might get really long before you know it!!

Oh and if you want TWO different pieces taped, I'm offering a 50% off deal on the second piece. That is right, two for only $15k!!!!!

It's the perfect christmas gift!!

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