Poll of the Day > Any art lovers on here?

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wolfy42
12/08/19 11:19:20 AM
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My wife painted for years and while we never sold any of her paintings, tons of people where very appreciative to get them and still have them on their walls to this day.

Me? I was never a very good artist, I tried a bit (mostly cause my wife loved it and liked doing things with her) but other then Color Me Mine bowls/cups etc, never really created anything great.

But now I realize there was a hidden artist inside me all along. Someone sold a Banana taped to a wall for $120k, and I can totally do that. In fact, I am willing to tap ANY piece of fruit or veggie to a wall for only $10k a pop!! Talk about savings. I have no clue why I worked so hard most of my life when I could have just been taping fruit to things.

Anyway, please let me know what type of fruit/veggie you would like taped and the location of the taping and I will add you to the list.

Don't wait to long, supplies are infinite but the line might get really long before you know it!!

Oh and if you want TWO different pieces taped, I'm offering a 50% off deal on the second piece. That is right, two for only $15k!!!!!

It's the perfect christmas gift!!

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JOExHIGASHI
12/08/19 11:22:45 AM
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The only people that buy that crap are people who want to launder money through "art"

Nobody appreciates fruit taped to a wall

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wolfy42
12/08/19 11:31:28 AM
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JOExHIGASHI posted...
The only people that buy that crap are people who want to launder money through "art"

Nobody appreciates fruit taped to a wall


I'm totally downto launder money for people:) *this is a joke....I don't really want to launder money*

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Mead
12/08/19 11:38:58 AM
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Im gonna turn the art world upside down by taping a chunk of wall to a bunch of grapes

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wolfy42
12/08/19 11:43:21 AM
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Mead posted...
Im gonna turn the art world upside down by taping a chunk of wall to a bunch of grapes


Dude that is genius!!!

Not only is that new and will sell like crazy, but you can now even ship it!!

You're gonna be rich!!

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GreenKnight127
12/08/19 12:27:05 PM
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I think all people love art.

Art isn't just boring paintings of fruit, or women sitting in a garden looking all thoughtful and shit.

Movies are art. Music is art. Even internet memes are art.

People love looking at stuff that is entertaining. Listening to things that are entertaining.

Engaging, or just passively observing.

I think a lot of people just like the art WORLD more than others.

The organized structure of museums, critiques, history, classic art culture.

That shit can be boring as hell.

And the people can be so pompous and fucking annoying.

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wolfy42
12/08/19 12:31:53 PM
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GreenKnight127 posted...
I think all people love art.


I would not consider myself an Art lover, although I do enjoy things like waterfalls which in my mind is natures art. I generally just don't notice things, I have never been a very visual person. I love music, which is a a form of art that does not usually require your eyes to appreciate, but a painting or picture, or sculpture etc, normally doesn't even register for me.

I have gone to a variety of museums throughout my life, and I did like some of Frank Frazetta's art (since it was fantasy inspired..oh yeah and usually had naked girls in them lol), but for the most part I have lived almost my whole life with computers (and even coded/created games when young) and so art, just doesn't do it for me.

I feel the same way about fireworks for instance. Graphics on the computer are generally better then fireworks, so they just don't inspire me.

The sound of rain on a roof, or a waterfall though, or the natural sounds in a forest at night etc, those are beautiful to me.

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bossjony
12/08/19 2:19:55 PM
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Your married
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wolfy42
12/08/19 2:27:12 PM
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bossjony posted...
Your married


I was, my wife passed away almost 3 years ago now.


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bossjony
12/08/19 2:29:38 PM
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wolfy42 posted...
I was, my wife passed away almost 3 years ago now.
Oh sorry
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SunWuKung420
12/08/19 3:48:54 PM
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I'll pay $5 if you post a picture of you taped to a wall.

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wolfy42
12/08/19 4:06:21 PM
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SunWuKung420 posted...
I'll pay $5 if you post a picture of you taped to a wall.


Lol, maybe later:) I kinda like the idea.

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captpackrat
12/08/19 5:49:37 PM
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Art Basel: Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana eaten by artist

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50704136

Police were later deployed to guard the replacement banana.

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wolfy42
12/08/19 6:19:29 PM
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captpackrat posted...
Art Basel: Maurizio Cattelan's $120,000 banana eaten by artist

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-50704136


Lol. Imagine going to jail for eating a bannana.

Hardened criminal in for multiple murders: "What are you in for?"
Not laughing anymore dude: "Um, I am......ate a $120k banana".

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Lokarin
12/08/19 7:11:41 PM
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If Banksy ate that banana his poop would have increased its value

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