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TyVulpine posted...

BeerOnTap posted...

If cars are indeed more regulated than guns, and yet cars still kill more people than guns, you kind of just made my point for me.

Cars were made to transport people and goods.
Guns were made for one specific purpose. To kill.

Hey!

Guns can open bottles.
Guns can open locks.
Guns can break clay things that are thrown into the sky.
Guns can shoot water at friends.
Guns can slow someone down so zombies eat them instead of you.
Guns can salute a fallen soldier.
Guns can trigger an explosion from far away.
Guns can make a smiley face in a road sign.
Guns can make a person dance for you.
Guns can be used to rob a bank (without killing).
Guns can be used to threaten others who would kill you (if you didn't have one).
Guns can be used to win prizes at a carnival.

There are many uses for guns that don't involve killing.
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