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TopicAnagram Ranks B8-nominated Waifus Part 3: The Top Fifteen
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10/23/17 11:17:37 AM
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14. Princess Zelda
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Origin: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Nominator: Nameless2000 (0/5 Remaining) (ELIMINATED)
Looks: 61
Personality: 83 (Tied for #2)
Projected Wife Capacity: 79
Overall Score: 74.3

You know perfectly well who Princess Zelda is. Nameless made the wise choice to nominate one of the two versions of her with a lot of dialogue that shows off her personality, and spoilers, I hate Skyward Sword. Seriously though, play BotW if you havent, its amazing. Its unbelievable how much it does right after SS did everything wrong.

Looks-wise, Zelda has never been amazing. Shes pretty, sure, but no version of Zelda is knock-your-socks-off gorgeous, and that includes this one. I will say that Im both pleased and surprised that Nintendo gave her almost practical traveling clothing instead of having her run around the fields and woods in her pink dress or something. If theres a problem with her looks, its only that she apparently lost her eyebrows in a terrible accident and now has to sharpie fake eyebrows in the middle of her forehead.

Personality-wise, though, this version of Zelda is really good. Shes smart, scientific, hardworking, perpetually annoyed at her father (I can relate!), and rarely unreasonable. Shes pretty much perfect in this regard. You can tell that someone in Nintendo really put a lot of effort into crafting a girl the players would really empathize with since, lets face it, you can empathize with Link the same way you empathize with your chair.

PWC-wise, well, shes a princess and a scientist. My impression was that shed be off doing science stuff in the fields but for her father stopping her, but ehh, whatever. Still a very high PWC for her.

Overall, Id say that Nintendo has really upped its waifu game in the last few years. The reason for this has to be FEA. The game that saved Fire Emblem also kind of ruined Fire Emblem if you have a problem with purple-haired sister figures with giant boobs, evil sorceresses with giant boobs, and ten year-old dragon girls who constantly mention how theyre secretly a thousand years old so its totally not pedophilia (thanks, Japan).
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