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Snake5555555555 10/02/17 5:56:09 PM #21:	117. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (7.5 points) Nominated by: JONALEON1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-y53CRSF9Q Importance: 4 Fear: 1 Snake: 2.5 Birdemic is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Even complete pieces of crap like The Amazing Bulk, Survival Island, or even Manos don't compare to the epic failure of Birdemic: Shock and Terror. What's really shocking and terrifying is how little anyone cared about making this film. This film is fundamentally flawed on every level, from the worst audio quality to a stilted script read by high school play actors, to the laughable and repetitive CGI bird abominations that just awkwardly hover above the actors while they awkwardly swing hangers at them (neither party makes much progress). Like any bad movie though, there's a so-bad-its-good quality to some parts but they're few and far between honestly. Whereas something like The Room can keep you laughing your ass off throughout, Birdemic only really manages to capture laughter before its repetitive nature starts to set in. The birds are funny at first, until you realize that yes, they really do repeat the same damn shot and effect about 100 damn times in the film. The audio quality is funny for about a minute into the film. I think the funniest parts are the random tangents on global warming and nature preservation for being so out of place. I also love their car with the magical trunk of giving, it had fishing rods and a hot plate! So lucky! There is very little plot structure or even any character development to speak of, although the first 50 or so minutes will have you fooled into thinking this is a romance film instead of a killer bird film. Jokes on you if you think any of that crap matters. In fact, jokes on you if you think anything in this film matters one bit. It's one of the most pointless, mind-boggling things, most horrible things I've ever seen. And of course I recommend everyone go see it for themselves! --- I'm not a miracle worker. Well... Not always. http://tinyurl.com/zqwzc9a - http://i.imgur.com/e6kIv3X.png - https://i.imgur.com/R0WLzB5.gif <cite>Snake5555555555 posted [p:887687097] in Snake Rank... [t:75836323]...</cite> <quote>117. Birdemic: Shock and Terror (7.5 points) Nominated by: JONALEON1 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-y53CRSF9Q Importance: 4 Fear: 1 Snake: 2.5 Birdemic is easily the worst movie I've ever seen. Even complete pieces of crap like The Amazing Bulk, Survival Island, or even Manos don't compare to the epic failure of Birdemic: Shock and Terror. What's really shocking and terrifying is how little anyone cared about making this film. This film is fundamentally flawed on every level, from the worst audio quality to a stilted script read by high school play actors, to the laughable and repetitive CGI bird abominations that just awkwardly hover above the actors while they awkwardly swing hangers at them (neither party makes much progress). Like any bad movie though, there's a so-bad-its-good quality to some parts but they're few and far between honestly. Whereas something like The Room can keep you laughing your ass off throughout, Birdemic only really manages to capture laughter before its repetitive nature starts to set in. The birds are funny at first, until you realize that yes, they really do repeat the same damn shot and effect about 100 damn times in the film. The audio quality is funny for about a minute into the film. I think the funniest parts are the random tangents on global warming and nature preservation for being so out of place. I also love their car with the magical trunk of giving, it had fishing rods and a hot plate! So lucky! There is very little plot structure or even any character development to speak of, although the first 50 or so minutes will have you fooled into thinking this is a romance film instead of a killer bird film. Jokes on you if you think any of that crap matters. In fact, jokes on you if you think anything in this film matters one bit. It's one of the most pointless, mind-boggling things, most horrible things I've ever seen. And of course I recommend everyone go see it for themselves! --- I'm not a miracle worker. Well... Not always. http://tinyurl.com/zqwzc9a - http://i.imgur.com/e6kIv3X.png - https://i.imgur.com/R0WLzB5.gif</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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