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HOLY CRAP THAT OPENING SPOILED EVERYTHING. Luckily Arria is either an idiot or a idiot savant who didn’t catch anything important. Everything is either: “and the murderer is…!” or “enchantment!” (voice mimicking the kid from Dragon Age Origins).

George. “And here we have normal clothing. I don’t approve of the piss-vomit color though”

“shady mail-order performance drugs” A: Either steroids or he’s popping Viagra like they’re M&Ms. The next line “look how big you’ve grown Battler!” becomes infinitely more funnier if you’re pretending he’s popping Viagra.

A: I’ve literally had a rant about how fucking weird your name is. It boils down to ‘this is why we don’t give women the happy pills until after they’ve named the kid.’

We actually did discuss that before playing. She said that Battler is a weird fucking name, and I just said that it’ll be explained. Also, I think it’s pretty badass myself.

We then look up naming laws in other countries, which was amusing for us. Also shocked when Battler mentioned that government workers and his parents are at the top of his to-kill list.

Hideyoshi appears. A: Well you must not be part of the family. You’re not wearing your bird.

I’m proud she noticed that. When Eva appears. A: That’s his wife? Dayum, he must be loaded… and she went full bird.

A: I could totally see him (Hideyoshi) on all fours with a ball gag while his wife whips him. I don’t think he wears the pants in this relationship

On Eva. Arria: “Why are your gloves two different heights?” me: she needs to show off her bird. Arria: that makes sense.

A: Um dude, I think your aunt is hitting on you.

A: I would fuck George before I’d fuck Battler, as long as they were naked when I walked in the room. I don’t like that disgusting puke-green suit.

Kyrie. A: Wow. Fuck. If you’re at all a badass, I’m gonna like you.
I read to her my prediction.
A: Well, I’m just gonna sit here and drink my tea.

Battler makes some noise and she flips out. A: What the fuck is that noise? That’s not human! Unless you’re eating a pie. Not if you’re talking about your father!

Mention of Rudolf taking a while in the bathroom. A: This isn’t a story I want to know. I imagine it involves her (Kyrie) and a plunger. Also reminds me of stories with my own husband…

At the jokes about Rudolf taking pornos in the bathroom. A: Are you kidding? Have you SEEN his wife? The only ejaculation he needs to do involves her!

Then Kyrie basically mirrors what she just said. A: Holy shit, this is my bitch! This bitch is my bitch!

A: What kind of fucked up family do you have?

this is gonna be repeated A LOT

Rudolf appears. A: Eh, you got the Aizen hair, but otherwise you’re not bad looking.

A: Did you just enter the Konami code on your son?

A: My headcanon is that these two are fucking.
Later… A: I think the WHOLE family is fucking one another.

Ange is mentioned lol. Man, how many people forget she exists until she appears again in ep 3?

Arria just casually asked if Kinzo was alive and I casually said ‘yeah’ hoping that she didn’t notice how freaked out I was thinking I would give away the fact that he’s not. I used to not have much of a poker face, but I think I’ve improved enough that she didn’t catch on.

A: Why do I think these two are smiling as they stab each other? (Rudolf and Eva)

Battler: “I hope I never turn out like that old bastard.”
Arria: “I’ve known you for an hour and you’re already turning into your father.”
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