From: Anagram | #484
Brock from hitting on women, this time by using poison jab instead of grabbing his ear.
Brock won't reach 30.
True, but that's less because of the constant deadly poison he's exposed to and more the result of the show's characters staying in stasis even though they acknowledge the passing of years.
Setting The World On Its Buneary!
"Maybe hunger will make us hungier."
Score: 4/10
A Buneary falls in love with Pikachu. While chasing Aipom, Pikachu runs to a nearby dirt road and is almost hit by an Officer Jenny traveling too fast to avoid it, but Buneary saves it at the last second. Jenny chews out Ash for letting Pikachu run into the road; hey, Jenny, maybe you should consider not going seventy miles an hour on a dirt road with one lane? Just sayin’. She then tells the heroes that Team Rocket is in the area and up to no good.
Dawn and Ash both want to catch Buneary, but Ash allows her to try first. Buneary kicks Piplup’s ass, and as it does so, constantly flirts with Pikachu, who simply doesn't get that Buneary is interested in it. After Piplup loses, Ash challenges Buneary with Pikachu, but it refuses to fight it because of its crush.
Well, Team Rocket grabs both pokemon, but Officer Jenny shows up again. Everyone acts like this is a huge advantage in the heroes’ favor even though Jenny proceeds to do nothing, and indeed, what did they expect her to do?
Pikachu breaks both of them out of Team Rocket’s cages, Dawn saves Buneary from a nasty fall, and Officer Jenny attempts to arrest Team Rocket, but they simply run away. Good work, there, Jenny.
Dawn offers to let Buneary come along with them, and while Buneary agrees, you would assume it would want to come with Ash, as it's in love with his pokemon. But nope! Apparently it’s just as happy coming with Dawn.
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Started: July 6, 2005