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STAN
Dealing with Facebook in "You Have 0 Friends"
RANDY
Convincing Osama bin Laden to save America from New Jersey in "It's a Jersey Thing"
Becoming a butterfly in "Insheeption"
Obsessing over food in "Creme Fraiche"
Teaching a p****-measuring formula in "T.M.I."
Enjoying today's music in "You're Getting Old"
Admitting he's unhappy in "You're Getting Old"
SHARON
Getting a scrote-coat in "Medicinal Fried Chicken"
Hating today's music in "You're Getting Old"
KYLE
Becoming Kip Drordy's only friend in "You Have 0 Friends"
Performing terribly in the school play in "Royal Pudding"
Assisting Cartman's volunteer-work in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
KENNY
Detesting Cartman's stereotyping of NASCAR-fans in "Poor and Stupid"
CARTMAN
Watching the Facebook stock market in "You Have 0 Friends"
Mitch Conner acting like a black man who uses Obama to get into Dr. Mephesto's lab in "201"
Racing in NASCAR in "Poor and Stupid"
Assaulting his partners in "Coon 2: Hindsight"
Asking what should he do in "Mysterion Rises"
Teaming with Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises"
MS. CARTMAN
Giving Cartman a present anytime anybody else gets a present in "You're Getting Old"
BUTTERS
Taking credit for "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs" in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
Helping Cartman race in "Poor and Stupid"
Being held hostage in The Coon's basement in "Coon 2: Hindsight"
JIMMY
Always beating Nathan and Mimsy in "Crippled Summer"
Hosting the Comedy Awards in "Funnybot"
TIMMY
Always beating Nathan and Mimsy in "Crippled Summer"
MINTBERRY CRUNCH
Insulting his goth-sister in "Coon VS Coon & Friends"
GOTH KIDS
Correcting Mysterion on the word of Cthulhu in "Mysterion Rises"
Fighting with Mintberry Crunch in "Coon VS Coon & Friends"
KIP DRORDY
Carrying his laptop to always have his only e-friend around in "You Have 0 Friends"
CELEBRITY
Tiger Woods fighting in his newest golf-game in "Sexual Healing"
Sarah Jessica Parker being mistaken for a transvestite donkey witch in "The Tale of Scrotie McBoogerballs"
Tom Cruise refusing to admit he's working in a fudge factory in "200"
Snookie looking for her smush-smush in "It's a Jersey Thing"
Steve Jobs creating the HUMANCENTiPAD in "HUMANCENTiPAD"
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