MS. CRABTREE
Threatening the bunny so the bus's children would sit down and shut up in "City on the Verge of Forever (Flashbacks)"
Becoming a comedienne in "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)"
Killing Cartman's thinner double by keeping him in her v***** for six hours at the end of "Fat Camp"
Being murdered by the left-handed killer in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
JIMBO AND NED
Teaching Stan how to hunt in "Volcano"
Hunting the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
Smuggling fireworks in "Summer Sucks"
Taking over states in a drunken stupor in "The Red Badge of Gayness"
SKEETER
Not taking kindly to anybody in "Sexual Harassment Panda"
Singing on the town-square against Randy in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
DARRYL WEATHERS
Ranting about how goobacks took their jobs in "Goobacks"
Stopping the future from happening by starting a gay orgy in "Goobacks"
SADDAM HUSSEIN
Killing Chris (Satan's new boyfriend) in "Probably"
Disguising his secret nuclear site in the sky as a chocolate factory from God in "Ladder to Heaven"
MOSES
Saving the Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee"
Recommending a giant John Wilkes Booth to take out the giant Abraham Lincoln in "Super Best Friends"
Recommending a Neil Diamond concert to take out Mecha-Streisand in "201"
MUHAMMAD
Being visible before he became too controversial for television in "Super Best Friends"
GOD
Answering Stan's question about why he isn't having a period in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Making sure Saddam's not building any weapons in the sky at the end of "A Ladder to Heaven"
Declaring Mormons were the only correct religion in "Probably"
SANTA CLAUS
Singing with Jesus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
Surviving torture at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down"
Killing the Woodland Critters in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Being imagined by Butters as a bizarre creature and fighting to save Imaginationland in "Imaginationland, Episode III"
MAYOR MCDANIELS
Scheduling a giant firework-snake for the 4th of July in "Summer Sucks"
Hosting the hippy-festival in "Die, Hippy, Die"
OFFICER BARBRADY
Telling Barbara Streisand he doesn't give a rat's ass who she is as long as she's not Fiona Apple in "Mecha Streisand"
Learning to read in "Chickenlover"
Requesting the usual at Tweek's dad's coffee-shop (a slap to the face with a cat) in "Gnomes"
Investigating the toilet paper-attack in "Toilet Paper"
SERGEANT YATES
Framing rich black families in "The Jeffersons"
Calling it "niiiiice" when hearing a hot teacher's having sex with her students in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
Becoming a prostitute in "Butters' Bottom B****"
Relieving Mr. Mackey of his search for Tooth Decay in "Royal Pudding"
PRIEST MAXI
Threatening hell in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
Stopping child molestation in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
Becoming Pitfall-Maxi in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
DR. MEPHESTO
Helping Cartman find his dad in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Being a sore loser about Randy winning the Nobel Prize in "Spontaneous Combustion"
MR. GUEERMO
Slapping everyone in his way throughout "Elementary School Musical"
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