CELEBRITY
George Clooney doing Sparky's voice (Stan's gay dog) in "Big Gay Al's Big Gay Boat Ride"
Sally Struthers hogging all of Africa's food in "Starvin' Marvin"
Barbara Streisand morphing into Mecha-Streisand in "Mecha-Streisand"
The Cure saving South Park at the end of "Mecha-Streisand"
Johnny Cochran giving the Chewbacca Defense in "Chef Aid"
Korn parodying Scooby Doo in "Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery"
Charles Manson learning the joys of Christmas in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!"
Janet Reno fighting for the Romanian quintuplet-performers in "Quintuplets 2000"
Cheech and Chong working for Miss Information in "Cherokee Hair Tampons"
Rosie O'Donnel trying to break a class's tie-vote in "Trapper Keeper"
Radiohead dissing Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Russell Crowe making movies, writing songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
Rob Schneider having multiple trailers in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
John Edward becoming the biggest douche in the universe in "The Biggest Douche in the Universe"
David Blaine leading a cult in "Super Best Friends"
O.J. Simpson helping Butters' parents find their son's murderer in "Butters' Very Own Episode"
Jared Fogle having aides in "Jared Has Aides"
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas re-releasing Indiana Jones in "Free Hat"
Alan Jackson singing songs about the ladder to Heaven in "A Ladder to Heaven"
Steven Spielberg and George Lucas raping Indiana Jones in "The China Probrem"
Christopher Reeve drinking aborted fetuses in "Krazy Kripples"
Gene Hackman stopping Christopher Reeve from becoming stronger in "Krazy Kripples"
Jennifer Lopez attacking Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
Ben Affleck falling in love with Cartman's hand in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
Rob Reiner trying to stop everyone from smoking in "Butt Out"
Mel Gibson begging for torture in "The Passion of the Jew"
P. Diddy telling Stan to vote or die in "Douche and Turd"
Paris Hilton going sleazy in "Stupid Spoiled Whore Video Playset"
Tom Cruise locking himself in the closet in "Trapped in the Closet"
R. Kelly threatening to shoot someone in "Trapped in the Closet"
Biggy Smalls being summoned by children by mirrors in "Hell on Earth 2006"
Steve Irwin arriving to Satan's party without a costume in "Hell on Earth 2006"
Michael Jackson singing through-out "The Jeffersons"
Cesar Millan training Cartman through-out "Psst"
Al Gore protecting the world from ManBearPig in "ManBearPig"
Bono discovering he was the former record for the word's biggest crap in "More Crap"
Kanye West failing to get the joke in "Fishsticks"
Carlos Mencia having his head knocked off by Kanye West in "Fish Sticks"
Michael Jackson's soul controlling Ike in "Dead Celebrities"
Tom Cruise lying dead beside Willzyx in "201"
Tyler Perry not leaving in "Funnybot"
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