JESUS
Trying to improve his ratings in "The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka"
Singing with Santa Claus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
Asking God to appear for the new millennium in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Summoning the Super Best Friends in "Super Best Friends"
Saving Santa Claus at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down"
Killing Pope Donohue in "Fantastic Easter Special"
MOSES
Saving the Jewish children's camp in "Jewbilee"
Recommending a giant John Wilkes Booth to take out the giant Abraham Lincoln in "Super Best Friends"
Recommending a Neil Diamond concert to take out Mecha-Streisand in "201"
MUHAMMAD
Being visible before he became too controversial for television in "Super Best Friends"
GOD
Answering Stan's question about why he isn't having a period in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Making sure Saddam's not building any weapons in the sky at the end of "A Ladder to Heaven"
Declaring Mormons were the only correct religion in "Probably"
SANTA CLAUS
Singing with Jesus in "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics"
Surviving torture at Iraq in "Red Sleigh Down"
Killing the Woodland Critters in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Being imagined by Butters as a bizarre creature and fighting to save Imaginationland in "Imaginationland"
MAYOR MCDANIELS
Scheduling a giant firework-snake for the 4th of July in "Summer Sucks"
Hosting the hippy-festival in "Die, Hippy, Die"
OFFICER BARBRADY
Telling Barbara Streisand he doesn't give a rat's ass who she is as long as she's not Fiona Apple in "Mecha Streisand"
Learning to read in "Chickenlover"
Requesting the usual at Tweek's dad's coffee-shop (a slap to the face with a cat) in "Gnomes"
Investigating the toilet paper-attack in "Toilet Paper"
SERGEANT YATES
Framing rich black families in "The Jeffersons"
Becoming a prostitute in "Butters' Bottom B****"
Relieving Mr. Mackey of his search for Tooth Decay in "Royal Pudding"
PRIEST MAXI
Threatening hell in "Do the Handicapped Go to Hell?"
Stopping child molestation in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
Becoming Pitfall-Maxi in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
DR. MEPHESTO
Helping Cartman find his dad in "Cartman's Mom is a Dirty Slut"
Being a sore loser about Randy winning the Nobel Prize in "Spontaneous Combustion"
TUONG LU KIM (apparently once known as Mr. Twang...huh)
Fighting against Mongolians tearing down his city wall in "Child Abduction is Not Funny"
Sponsoring Butters in "Jared Has Aides"
Taking Wing to American Idol and The Contender in "Wing"
Believing Jimmy and Timmy are robbing him in "Krazy Kripples"
Fighting his Japanese competitor in "City Sushi"
Suffering from multiple personalities in "City Sushi"
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