MORE CARTMAN
Getting revenge on Scott Tenorman at the end of "Scott Tenorman Must Die"
Running slowly and out of breath through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
Inheriting a million dollars to buy his theme park in "Cartmanland"
Playing Looney Tunes-antics on Osama bin Laden in "Osama bin Laden Has Farty Pants"
Losing his ability to laugh in "How to Eat With Your Butt"
Selling aborted fetuses in "Kenny Dies"
Singing "Heat of the Moment" with Congress in "Kenny Dies"
Going onto the Maury Povich Show in "Freak Strike"
Creating a "SeaCiety" in "The Simpsons Already Did It"
Interrupting Tweek while he's in his happy place in "Free Hat"
Drinking Kenny's ashes in "A Ladder to Heaven"
Making a business out of spreading feces on walls in "My Future Self 'n' Me"
Attacking Kyle with a wiffle-ball bat in "Toilet Paper"
Creating Jennifer Lopez and Mitch Conner in "Fat Butt and Pancake Head"
Leading an army inspired by "The Passion of the Christ"
Nominating a turd sandwich to become the school's new mascot in "Douche and Turd"
Sabotaging plans to destroy Wal-Mart in "Something Wall Mart This Way Comes"
Killing Kyle with AIDS at the end of his story in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Having a "wardrobe malfunction" when he thought he was invisible in "Good Times With Weapons"
Ridding South Park of hippies in "Die, Hippy, Die"
Fighting to inherit Kenny's PSP by claiming they were BFFs in "Best Friends Forever"
Eating all of the skin off of the fried chicken and leaving immediately afterward in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Atoning for all of his bad deeds with fruit baskets in "The Death of Eric Cartman"
Robbing Kyle of his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Leading a Ginger-army after becoming a Ginger in "Ginger Kids"
Coaching Jimmy through his date in "Erection Day"
Fighting the midget in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
Becomes the Dawg in "Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy"
Singing "Somalian Pirates, We!" in "Fatbeard"
Scheming a free trip to Casa Bonita in "Casa Bonita"
Crapping out of his mouth after putting food up his ass in "Red Hot Catholic Love"
Teaching Stan how to whine to his mom in "Preschool"
S***ing on Mrs. Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
Leading "Faith Plus One" in "Christian Rock Hard"
Singing "Poker Face" in "Whale Whores"
Making himself cooler each time he thinks about writing Jimmy's joke in "Fishsticks"
Teaching inner-city kids to cheat in "Eek, a P****!"
Playing a robot to trick Butters in "AWESOM-O"
Trying to have a flashback to 1776 instead of studying in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
Replying it was 'totally' worth it when the cops caught him at Casa Bonita in "Casa Bonita"
Learning that everyone thinks he's cool after he gets beat up by Wendy in "Breast Cancer Show"
Becoming a psychic in "Cartman's Incredible Gift"
Crying about being half-Ginger in "201"
Accusing Mrs. Cartman of f***ing him through-out "HUMANCENTiPAD"
Freaking out about p****-sizes in "T.M.I."
Treating college sports like slavery in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
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