STAN MARSH
Puking on Wendy when she gives him attention, first seen in "Cartman Gets An Anal Probe"
Dressing up for the school's Halloween contest as Raggedy Ann in "Pink Eye"
Playing "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and Bebe in "Clubhouses"
Setting a bear-trap for Roy the step-dad in "Clubhouses"
Fighting with Kyle over who found the frozen man from 1996 in "Prehistoric Ice Man"
Playing "Charlie's Angels" to save his parents' party in "Two Guys Naked in a Hot Tub"
Taking hormones to reach puberty faster in "Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus"
Bribing a homeless man with alcohol to help them get tickets for "Asses of Fire" in "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut"
Confronting John Edward in "Biggest Douche in the Universe"
Tricking his "future self" by faking cutting his hand off in "My Future Self 'n' Me"
Skiing to save the youth center in "Asspen"
Becoming a p**** in "Fun with Veal"
Attempting to win Wendy back with "Shock the Monkey" in "Raisins"
Going goth in "Raisins"
Flipping out about how goobacks can't get his order right in "Goobacks"
Refusing to vote in "Douche and Turd"
Struggling to learn from Cartman about how to talk to Sharon in "Preschool"
Saving Christmas in "Woodland Critter Christmas"
Collecting his dance-team in "You Got F'd in the A"
Trying to lose every game of baseball in "The Losing Edge"
Daring Scientologists to sue him at the end of "Trapped In The Closet"
Admitting he broke the dam in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Slaying the god player with the Sword of a Thousand Truths in "Make Love Not Warcraft"
Turning cynical in "You're Getting Old"
SHELLY MARSH
Beating up Stan's clone in "An Elephant Makes Love to a Pig"
Babysitting Cartman in "Cat Orgy"
Filling her house with blood because she had no tampons in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
RANDY MARSH
Solving the threat of spontaneous combustion in "Spontaneous Combustion"
Having sex with Sharon in the clubhouse at the end of "Clubhouses"
Disliking the children's boy band "Fingerbang" before joining them in "Something You Can Do With Your Finger"
Renting pornography in "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers"
Teaching Stan how to dance back in "You Got F'd in the A"
Saving the boys from old people driving "Grey Dawn"
Singing on the town-square against Skeeter in "I'm a Little Bit Country"
Betting on 13 Black again after already winning enough money to save South Park in "Red Man's Greed"
Converting to Mormonism after originally wanting to fight the Mormon-family in "All About Mormons"
Succumbing to Wal-Mart in "Something Wall Mart This Way Comes"
Shooting the Guy in "Night of the Living Homeless"
Fighting Batdad in "The Losing Edge"
Trying to save his children in arctic-ready clothes despite the summer heat in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow"
Seeking the bleeding statue of the Virgin Mary to cure him of alcoholism in ""Bloody Mary"
Delivering the Sword of a Thousand Truths in "Make Love, Not Warcraft"
Appearing on the Wheel of Fortune in "With Apologies to Jesse Jackson"
Sneaking into a room to use the internet for porn in "Over Logging"
Taking the world's biggest crap in "More Crap"
Celebrating the Presidential Election's results in "About Last Night"
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