Time for some more -- I'm getting this batch of ideas from skimming the FAQs at South Park Studios:
SHELLY MARSH
Filling her house with blood because she didn't have any tampons in "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
CELEBRITY
Russell Crowe making movies, writing songs, and fighting 'round the world through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
ERIC CARTMAN
Running slowly and out of breath through-out "The New Terrance and Phillip Movie Trailer"
Freaking out about p****-sizes in "T.M.I."
Treating college sports like slavery in "Crack Baby Athletic Association"
Teaching inner-city kids to cheat in "Eek a P****"
KENNY MCCORMICK
Becoming a classical singer in "Quintuplets"
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