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Jen0125 posted...

Does anyone have any tips for being less loveable?

Scratch your butthole with your toothbrush right in front of him then put it back on the sink. If he asks what you're doing tell him it's the only way you can get proper relief for your chronic rectal itch. If he asks if you brush your teeth with the that same toothbrush say "Of course. Why wouldn't I?" in a way that sounds like you think it's odd he'd ask that question, and if he says because you just had it in your bum tell him you're confident in your bathing habits and that your butthole is clean enough to eat Easter dinner off of

Obviously throw it away later and don't use it to brush your teeth but plant that seed in his mind it'll probably calm him down a bit in the crush department

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