LogFAQs > #952489656

Hmmm, well first you gotta change your hair color and stop conditioning it etc so it's all stingy and dry, and all over the place.

Next stop wearing any makeup out, but put a ton on before bed, so you develop really bad acne (and don't cover it up).

Always eat sticky things, lettuce/spinich, now and laters etc before going out and don't brush your teeth.

Wear really baggy clothes and stuff them so you look like you are over weight (or just eat a ton and get over weight naturally!!).

Constantly talk about yourself, act like you know everything, put everyone you have ever met down constantly and wear the same clothes at least 3-4 days in a row.

Don't laugh at other peoples jokes EVER and always tell bad ones nobody will think is funny.

Yell at everyone when buying stuff/eating out etc, and basically make their lives miserable.

Constantly forget things, break things, and cause problems but blame everyone else for it.

Remember to mention you hate kids, cats, dogs (pets in general), many actors, types of tv, and that you think the earth is flat (obviously) all the time.

That should at least get you started:)

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Tacobot 3000 "Saving the world from not having tacos."
Friends don't make their friends die Hanz. Psychopathic friends do.