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| AzurexNightmare 02/20/21 7:23:54 PM #243: | Urgent fucking news. I've been at work for the past 24 hours avoiding a new being that was created from all of the absorbed sewage in my Tesla's septic tank converter. Assmodius. Assmodius was created through the fusion of my entire neighborhood's fecal matter. He is a lean, mean, killing machine. Except he is made out of shite. At first I tried to outrun him with my car but Assmodius absorbed the sewage from my septic tank converter and now my car has no gas. I've been out running him on foot and hiding to rest for the past 24 hours. At times a cold breeze will blow and slow Assmodius down but it is not enough... For now I am working on my home made vacuum (a bunch of red solo cups duct taped together and a store-bought vaccum combined) to find a way to increase its power so that I can absorb Assmodius and be able to post on Gamefaqs again. Wish me well brothers. Signing out. Edit: Just bought a slim Jim from 711. --- Latest Game Completed 100% Resident Evil VII ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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