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Anagram 01/21/21 12:53:25 PM #179: | 112. Yotsuba Nakano Series: The Quintessential Quintuplets Nominator: handsomeboy2012 (3/4 remaining) Personal Familiarity: No Attractiveness: 58 (97/145 tie) Personality: 53 (96/145 tie) Girlfriendness: 46 (97/145) Overall Waifu Score: 52.3 Hair: Red (19/24 remaining) Eyes: Blue (35/43 remaining) Race: Asian (47/58 remaining) Age: 15-19 (50/62 remaining) Medium: Anime (24/38 remaining) Every single one of the quintuplets in this show got nominated. Weve got five waifus from this obscure anime I had never heard of before, five waifus I had to research and watch clips of on youtube. Thats 7.25% of this list dedicated to the Quintessential Quintuplets. And man! The actual Japanese title of this is Five Equal Brides, so is this just the luckiest concept ever for good translation purposes? Alright, so first things first. Yotsuba is channeling that generic anime cuteness energy hard. Of her five sisters, shes clearly the least cute and distinct from a generic anime waifu, where her only distinguishing physical characteristic is the hairbow. Ah, and her hairbow droops when shes feeling sad, I see it obeys Batman helmet rules. I havent actually watched the show, only clips on youtube, but Im guessing that despite the show ostensibly being about all of the sisters, theres slightly more emphasis on Itsuki and Yotsuba, because theyre always the ones featured most prominently on every piece of artwork, ala Jo in Little Women ostensibly being no more important than the other sisters but still clearly being the main character. Now, everyone can tell me Im wrong and that Ive completely misunderstood everything. So, shes cheerful and generally happy, but secretly has an inferiority complex against her sisters, and is kind of loud. Before I go on, know that the loudness is the biggest strike there. I had a friend in high school who couldnt control the volume of his voice and Im still annoyed by him. But anyway, her biggest weakness is that shes kind of stupid? Shes at least academically stupid enough to get a zero on a test and be forcibly transferred to a different school, which is pretty bad. Like, if Im trying to judge what quality of job a waifu is likely to get by her performance in high school, Yotsubas not doing great. But then again, its only high school, so I dont know, its not the biggest of deals. Oh, looking up the series again, I see shes --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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