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need to dig out my post from like a year ago about hillary interrupting the convention to air bud her way to a win. maybe give it a remix.

Scene: The 2020 Democratic National Convention

Bernie Sanders is taking the stage after having secured the necessary delegates. He is greeted with thunderous applause as the Democratic Party realizes, if nothing else, they have to put on a united face for this speech at least. Sanders calls for the audience to die down and is about to begin his acceptance speech. Just as he gets his first few words out however a strange noise sounds in the distance, not unlike that of a radio - its sound muffled by distance and walls. After a very brief moment, too brief to really ascertain what exactly it was, it goes quiet. Sanders pauses at this strange disruption but quickly recovers and begins to resume. However, yet again, only a few words in the sound is heard once again, louder this time and slightly more distinct. Some in the audience murmur to each other that they thought they heard a voice, probably female, but couldn't really make out the words.

The agitation is beginning to become evident on Sanders's face. Is this some disgruntled member of the Buttigieg campaign trying to undercut him in this moment out of pure pettiness? It seems unlikely but what else could it be? A sound room error? But surely that can't be it, the noise is distant - such a control room error would be piping the noise into the stadium wouldn't it? Well, it's a question to be answered after this speech, his people can ask the DNC and get to the bottom of this. This is to be a moment of celebration after a hard fought campaign. He once more resumes his speech to much acclaim, it was a soaring a success but it is now winding down to that moment of paegentry where he will officially accept the nomination.

"And now," he begins, "I will gratefully accept the 2020 Democratic Nomination for-"

What follows would have beggared belief mere moments before. The stadium which had been silent as all waited in anticipation to erupt in cheers at the acceptance is filled with the clamor of the doors being thrown open and with it the blaring sound that had puzzled them all minutes earlier.

"This is my fight song! Take back my life song!"

Hillary Clinton had arrived.

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seriously stop trying to make this a thing guys. she's not running.

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