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| Topic | Woke up, had to poop, couldn't. Had a shower, got dressed... had to poop |
| MrMallard 12/02/19 5:17:49 PM #1: | It's a bad one too, I ate a bunch of mild chillis yesterday and they've joined forces in my colon to make this as unpleasant of an experience as they can. It's a real 3/10 shit, absolute mess. I tried to get rid of it before my shower, but it stayed lodged up there. Then when I'm finally clean and dressed and feel good about myself, it sends a cold sweat throughout my body and makes me abandon the rest of my morning routine to dispose of its sloppy, spicy mass. --- And I am done with my graceless heart, so tonight I'm gonna cut it out and then restart Now Playing: Yakuza 5, Final Fantasy X-2, Minecraft ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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