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| Topic | The phrase 'Bond Girl' is now banned. Bond's wife will refuse to take his name. |
| joe40001 11/12/19 1:19:00 AM #23: | "The Name's Woke, James Woke" "I have a license to kill, as long as I get their consent first" *James walks up to female bartender* Bond: "I'll have a Vodka Martini" Female Bartender: "How would you like that prepared?" Bond: "Your body your choice" Q: "This device is called the microaggression alarm, it is triggered if anybody within a 20 foot radius becomes upset by what you say." Bond: "Like the way your outfit is upsetting?" *Because Q is upset, device goes off* Q: "Really 007? I'm going to tweet about that comment." --- "joe is attractive and quite the brilliant poster" - Seiichi Omori https://imgur.com/TheGsZ9 ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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