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| Topic | Holy shit I just had the most intense shit of my life |
| littlebro07 06/28/19 6:01:31 PM #1: | Made very poor diet choices today: Two sausage egg and cheese breakfast burritos One chili cheese hot dog One regular hot dog with just ketchup and mustard A bag of Fritos Four chocolate chip cookies A bottle of Mtn Dew Baja Blast Got home and was relaxing when all of a sudden an intense pain hit my lower stomach. Like a huge gas bubble appeared out of nowhere. Ran to the bathroom and fired a fucking shotgun blast shit into the toilet. As in several turds flew out simultaneously with so much force that the god damn water splashed up all over my ass. More keeps coming, it's like someone put an entire package of laxatives in that fucking chili I'm never eating homecooked food at the office food day again --- ... Copied to Clipboard! |
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