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Topic	Geez, J.J. Abrams is a fucking dick.
MrMallard 08/01/18 11:24:06 AM #15:	J.J. comes up to you a few minutes after your terse conversation. "Hey man, I'm sorry I snapped at you back there. I've been really busy producing and directing stuff, and then there's all this Star Wars crap... I was feeling a bit crabby. Thanks for being a fan." You brush it off - after all, it's not every day that you get to see your favorite movie director in the flesh, let alone talk to them! The mood is chill, and things are all good again. Then, J.J. pulls out a box from behind his back. "Here, Kitt. This is my Mystery Box - no-one has ever been allowed to see inside it before, and for being such a cool guy, I'm gonna make you the first." He puts the box down on the counter. Slowly, with your hands trembling from trepidation, you pull the lid off and look inside... There are 5 dead fish that he took out of the decorative fish tank, two of them already dead and the other three fading fast. Laying on top of them and crushing them to death is a heavy, human-sized turd. J.J. rips off his pants and does a backflip. He flips you the bird as his average-sized dong dangles in the wind, and with a might cry of "FUCK YOOOOU!!", he takes an enormous shit all over the floor. --- I will walk down to the end with you, if you will walk all the way down with me. Now playing:Fortnite (NS), Ambition of the Slimes, RuneScape <cite>MrMallard posted [p:906082381] in Geez, J.J.... [t:76860806]...</cite> <quote>J.J. comes up to you a few minutes after your terse conversation. "Hey man, I'm sorry I snapped at you back there. I've been really busy producing and directing stuff, and then there's all this Star Wars crap... I was feeling a bit crabby. Thanks for being a fan." You brush it off - after all, it's not every day that you get to see your favorite movie director in the flesh, let alone talk to them! The mood is chill, and things are all good again. Then, J.J. pulls out a box from behind his back. "Here, Kitt. This is my Mystery Box - no-one has ever been allowed to see inside it before, and for being such a cool guy, I'm gonna make you the first." He puts the box down on the counter. Slowly, with your hands trembling from trepidation, you pull the lid off and look inside... There are 5 dead fish that he took out of the decorative fish tank, two of them already dead and the other three fading fast. Laying on top of them and crushing them to death is a heavy, human-sized turd. J.J. rips off his pants and does a backflip. He flips you the bird as his average-sized dong dangles in the wind, and with a might cry of "FUCK YOOOOU!!", he takes an enormous shit all over the floor. --- I will walk down to the end with you, if you will walk all the way down with me. Now playing:Fortnite (NS), Ambition of the Slimes, RuneScape</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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