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DocileOrangeCup posted...

MabusIncarnate posted...

I have a phobia of Mr. Goodbar

I'm legitimately afraid of this chocolate bar. It makes me uneasy even seeing one in a gas station on the shelf.

There's history, and Goodbar won't be forgiven.

never have i wanted to hear a story more than this one

lol.. @DocileOrangeCup

It was high school national honors society field trip, I went to school in Pennsylvania, the origin of Hershey's candy. So that year we decided to go to Hershey Park, which is like a Hershey themed six flags amusement park.

So the bro that was super smart but a burnout brought a certain hallucinogenic to accelerate the fun so naturally I was like sure.

So pretty far gone about an hour in, we realized that there were costumed characters like Disney World, but in the shape of Hershey's candies.

Then we encountered the Mr. Goodbar "employee" aka the government agent. Everywhere we turned, Mr. Goodbar seemed to be following us. Queue in another line Mr. Goodbar wasn't far behind. We stood in line an saw him approach our position and we left that line and went across the park to hide.

Mr. Goodbar knew what we did, and was following us for nearly 4 hours. We got so paranoid that we thought he would tell the teachers supervising the trip and we would go to jail. Mr. Goodbar ruined that entire experience for me. My children will never visit that park.
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