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No Mercy September 2017

Standard opener. The Miz defeats Jason Jordan to retain his IC Title. No BS win, just a clean skull crushing finale. (62)

Renee Young is backstage with John Cena. She asks if he's still having any lingering effects from Braun's assault with the ring steps two weeks ago. Cena says yeah he can still feel it, cause Braun is a monster among men, but he's just going to have to push through the pain to beat Roman tonight. (68)

Neville vs Enzo. Neville dominates for 3 minutes, then Enzo stumbles into the referee after getting kicked hard in the face. Ref staggers back, rubbing his eyes, Enzo kicks Neville square in the nuts and grabs the tights to win the Cruiserweight Title. (56) Enzo goes completely over the top with a celebration. Corey Graves berates it for being ridiculous and the others can't entirely disagree this time. (87)

Alexa Bliss d. Nia Jax, Emma, and Sasha to retain. Nia wipes out everyone, then is 3v1'd out of the match, triple powerbombed to the floor. Emma takes the pin. (49)

Finn Balor d. Bray Wyatt clean. (72)

Cesaro & Sheamus v Ambrose & Rollins. Plays out identically to the original match, including Cesaro biting the ring post. However, when Rollins is super powerbombed from the top rope onto Ambrose, Ambrose stays down. Cesaro & Sheamus win the titles. (81)

Renee is backstage with Roman. Without a prompt, he goes into detail about the tremendous pain he's experiencing from two power slams this Monday, and says he has to head to the ring before she can ask further questions. (71)

Roman vs Cena. Cena is clearly having issues with his back the whole match. Roman seems more or less fine despite his diatribe before the match. Cena can't keep Roman down with his AA, then struggles doing his rolling AA, dropping Roman, who capitalizes on this slight hesitation, spearing him dead for the win. (75) Roman helps Cena up after the match, giving him an almost patronizing look, but offers his hand in a handshake. Cena accepts... during the handshake, Roman says... "hey, better luck next time, champ" with a smirk. Cena shakes his head, pulls Roman in and lays Roman out with an AA. The audience cheers this. Cena takes in the cheers, thanking the audience excessively and making it seem like he may be gone for some time, and heads to the back... Roman slowly recovers and is like "what the hell was that for?" (80)

Braun and Brock have a ridiculous match. An opening Running Powerslam has Braun in the driver's seat immediately. Braun uses some of Brock's down time to push two of the announce tables around ringside closer to the ring in parallel with one another. Brock resists with some suplexes, but ultimately Braun is undeterred. Towards the end of the match, Braun hurls Brock from the ring over the top and through the two announce tables. The ref doesn't call for the bell as the announcers explain they've been told to have some leniency. Braun hurls Lesnar back into the ring, hits some more 1... 2... 3... 4... Running Powerslams. Lesnar is coughing up blood, clearly no longer defending himself. The ref calls for the bell. Braun wins the title after about 10 minutes of this chaos. (66)

Braun Strowman celebrates his win. A clearly severely wounded Brock Lesnar stumbles to his feet, LIVID at the referee for calling for the bell as Heyman shouts obscenities at the ref. Strowman turns around, pissed. He shows no mercy, and scoops the wounded Lesnar up, slams him, drags him out of the ring, up the ramp... hurls him through the display panels on the stage to SPARKZ, and BRAUUGRRHHHHGHHHHs to close the show as Heyman looks on in horror. (99)

Rating: 75
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