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10/15/17 1:04:21 PM
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22. Urbosa
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Origin: The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
Nominator: Murphiroth (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 62
Personality: 72
Projected Wife Capacity: 83
Overall Score: 72.3

Urbosa is the champion of the Gerudo in Breath of the Wild. Despite being like eight feet tall and a swordmaster, she was killed by the second easiest boss in the game before the game even started.

Looks-wise, Im not a huge fan of the Gerudo aesthetic, but for her it works pretty well. I like how she somehow wears high heels despite being from a desert, which is possibly the most high heels-unfriendly terrain in existence. The giant poofy ponytail works well enough. I also kind of like tall girls, though Urbosa is like twice Links height, so that might be too tall, Im not sure. I almost included a joke about her nose and saying Im allowed to make it because Im Jewish, but I figured it was safer not to.

Personality-wise, shes very strong and courageous, caring, and teasing. She was certainly the most interesting of Links companions in that game. Shes the only one Id like to see more of. Screw the Falco knockoff in particular.

PWC-wise, we actually get to see Gerudo training techniques for finding boyfriends in the game, which lets us know what kind of expectations and skills Urbosa has. I will admit, however, that when I made these rankings that I didnt take into account that the Gerudo live in a desert city and dont let in men. I was confused on that point, like, where do their husbands live? Because they explicitly have husbands, and theres no way they all live in that little merchant tent village nearby.

Overall, a solid waifu if you can get over her being twice your height.
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