Board 8 > Anagram ranks 149 B8-nominated waifus with write-ups: Topic 2: Electric Boogaloo

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09/16/17 11:46:44 AM
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48. Yuuko Ichihara
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/xxxholic/images/0/0f/399px-Yuuko.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20101220132511
Origin: xxxHolic
Nominator: GuessMyUserName (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 69
Personality: 55
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 64.7

Yuuko is a “dimensional witch” and the employer of the main character in xxxHolic. She runs a magic shop that grants your wish for a price. Is that the most clichéd thing ever? I guess the most clichéd thing ever is a character saying “I’ll never do this” and then hard cutting to him doing it, but anyway. Also she’s dead or something but came back to life and is sort of not dead? The details are really hazy.

Looks-wise, she’s tall and pretty. Normally I don’t really like weird surreal art, but for her it works because she’s weird and eldritch.

Personality-wise, I might have overrated her slightly. I didn’t realize that her sense of humor is completely childish to the point of pushing someone down a slide. That said, she’s apparently kind and open to her friends, and I assume that as a waifu that will extend to me, so as far as waifu purposes go, that should be okay.

PWC-wise, I’m not sure. I’ve preemptively given her a high rating, but the problem is that she’s physically incapable of doing anything for you without receiving something in exchange. That means that for wife purposes, it’s either going to be a nightmare to be with her or it’s going to be super easy depending on your definitions, since a relationship/ring/love can all count maybe? and I’m not sure which one will be true.

Overall, there are a lot of unanswered questions about Yuuko, so I’d probably have to suggest steering clear of her.
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09/17/17 11:47:34 AM
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47. Tatsuko Itagaki
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0324/90/1401600794444.png
Origin: Majikoi
Nominator: PlasmaKappa (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 70
Personality: 54
Projected Wife Capacity: 72
Overall Score: 65.3

That’s not really the hottest picture of Tatsuko, but it is the funniest. Tatsuko is a criminal who likes to sleep a lot and earn easy money. She’s also basically invincible.

Looks-wise, she’s pretty damn good. She goes beyond generic anime cuteness into something else, though I don’t know what precisely. Long, unkempt hair and an easygoing outfit implies she doesn’t put a lot of effort into her appearance, which is good.

Personality-wise, well, she’s kind of a criminal, but she’s also gentle and loyal. More importantly, she’s a super heavy sleeper and spends 90% of her time doing just that. Apparently if she gets angry, she gains super strength? I’m just going to call this one a wash.

PWC-wise, well, I might’ve slightly majorly overestimated her. I’m not sure. I tend to put criminals low, but in this case she seems to have some kind of code of honor of not fighting people too weak, and really, she seems easy to get along with. She’s gonna spend most of her time sleeping? What’s that to me? You know how many places in my apartment there are where you can sleep? The answer is three. Four if you count the bathtub. And also, I have a couch I can’t remove from my apartment because it’s huge and someone built it inside of the apartment itself, so it’s just been left there for years. Tatsuko’s strength sounds really useful in finally getting rid of the thing.

Overall, Tatsuko looks like a solid waifu if you can get over the criminal aspects.
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09/17/17 10:37:58 PM
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hitting people with stop signs should be an important part of PWC imo
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09/17/17 10:49:22 PM
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PlasmaKappa posted...
hitting people with stop signs should be an important part of PWC imo

Well let's add that category, then!

Tatsuko Itagaki Redux
https://i.warosu.org/data/tg/img/0324/90/1401600794444.png
Origin: Majikoi
Nominator: PlasmaKappa (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 70
Personality: 54
Projected Wife Capacity: 72
Stop Sign Hitting Capacity: 100
Overall Score: 74

That raises her to #16.
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09/17/17 10:50:17 PM
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these Majikoi rankings are a disgrace
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09/17/17 11:11:32 PM
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th3l3fty posted...
these Majikoi rankings are a disgrace

Sorry that I have no emotional investment in anime I haven't watched!
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09/17/17 11:29:05 PM
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visual novels!
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09/18/17 12:03:42 AM
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th3l3fty posted...
visual novels!

I can't even remember the last visual novel I played.
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09/18/17 11:24:56 AM
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46. Dizzy
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/guilty-gear/images/f/f5/DizzyRev.png/revision/latest?cb=20160719192242
Origin: Guilty Gear
Nominator: trdl23 (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 67
Personality: 61
Projected Wife Capacity: 71
Overall Score: 66.3

Before I go on, I just want to say that the average Guilty Gear character on TVTropes has like two-to-four paragraphs of text in their description. Dizzy has seven, and some are individually thicker than entire other characters’ descriptions. Anyway, Dizzy is a half-human, half-Gear with a tail, an angel wing and a Grim Reaper wing, and blue hair, which is one katana short of ticking all of the Mary Sue boxes.

Looks-wise, Dizzy is kind of an eyeful. She could probably be even better-looking if she would just dress normally, but I understand that Japan prefers complexity to brevity, so so be it.

Personality-wise, Dizzy is super innocent, pacifistic, and gentle due to having such an accelerated childhood (she’s supposed to be like three years old). Okay, I’ll buy it. She also has a more dour side about seeing human death as part of a natural cycle, well, okay, we’ve all seen that Family Guy episode.

PWC-wise, I don’t know, maybe I overrated her. It seems easy to get along with her and I don’t have to worry about her getting into trouble, but if by chance crazy Japanese people covered in belts start to attack her, I just know it’s going to wreck my apartment.

Overall, Dizzy seems like she’s going to be kind of a hassle to deal with. That’s not exactly her fault, though, so I have mixed feelings about it.
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09/18/17 12:14:22 PM
#270:


Ky Kiske already waifu'd her and had a kid. She seems to be pretty great for him!

Never mind that this means he banged and impregnated a 5-year-old.
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09/18/17 12:17:56 PM
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trdl23 posted...
Ky Kiske already waifu'd her and had a kid. She seems to be pretty great for him!

Never mind that this means he banged and impregnated a 5-year-old.

"She looked eighteen, your honor."
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09/19/17 11:08:35 AM
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45. Excellen Browning
https://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/superrobotwars/images/7/7c/Excellen.png/revision/latest?cb=20120831195847
Origin: Super Robot Wars
Nominator: barreldragon88 (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 80
Personality: 64
Projected Wife Capacity: 55
Overall Score: 66.3

Before I go on, if 80 seems awfully high, know that there was a better pic that I don’t want to use here because of GameFAQs. Anyway, Excellen is a giant robot pilot who has blond hair and a name that’s not a name, which means she’s American.

Looks-wise, well, we’ve already established that I like blond hair, bangs, and really thick ponytails (maybe I didn’t establish that last one, but I do), so she ticks off all of the correct hair boxes. I like everything about her design, it all screams ‘energy.’

Personality-wise, she’s silly and boisterous, but her main trait is flirting with everyone. She’s still loyal to her boyfriend, but apparently she is prepared to flirt with anything with a pulse and dress up sexily for everyone to see. Apparently her ‘main’ clothing isn’t sexy enough, I guess. To tie this into her PWC, I’ll be honest, I don’t think I’d be 100% cool with that if she was my waifu, but at the same time, at least she never goes too far with it, and I’d probably enjoy the attention when she gives it, soooooo eh. I’ll still give her a positive score.

Overall, Excellen seems like a very high tier partying waifu.
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09/19/17 4:12:40 PM
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Elincia placing highest out of my waifu's? Cool.

Anagram, you never fixed my remaining waifu count. I only have one left
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09/19/17 6:54:38 PM
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barreldragon88 posted...
Elincia placing highest out of my waifu's? Cool.

Anagram, you never fixed my remaining waifu count. I only have one left

Whoops! Thanks for catching that.
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09/19/17 8:08:42 PM
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Can't spell Excellent without Excellen, that's for sure.
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09/21/17 8:24:01 AM
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Bump.
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09/21/17 12:02:18 PM
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44. Hibiki Ganaha
http://www.project-imas.com/w/images/c/c5/Hibiki_SR17.jpg
Origin: iDOLM@STER
Nominator: ShoeTheCat
Looks: 74
Personality: 60
Projected Wife Capacity: 66
Overall Score: 66.7

Hibiki is yet another Japanese teenage girl who wants to be an idol. Honestly, all the jokes I could make about it are played out. Her thing is that she has a ton of pets.

Looks-wise, I really like the long ponytail, it gives her a slightly tomboyish presence that works very well. Beyond that, she’s in generic anime cuteness territory, though she’s a good example of it.

Personality-wise, she’s energetic and friendly, but has trouble controlling her accent so people can understand her. And jeez, if other Japanese people have trouble understanding her, I can only assume it’s going to be a nightmare for someone outside of Japan. Her main thing, though, is that she has a million pets and gives them all cutesy nicknames.

PWC-wise, she’s solid. What, you thought I’d have a problem with a million pets? Spoilers: my parents own the apartment building, so I could get around the one pet limit rule they imposed on all of the tenants. These are the perks of being the bourgeoisie, my friends.

Overall, Hibiki seems like a waifu that you’d need patience with animals for, but is otherwise a good choice.
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09/22/17 1:11:19 PM
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43. Princess Zelda (Twilight Princess incarnation)
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/2f/a7/53/2fa7537f49680dbcd49486360c4d6be5.jpg
Origin: The Legend of Zelda
Nominator: ShoeTheCat (0/5 Remaining) – ELIMINATED
Looks: 71
Personality: 59
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 66.7

And another nominator bites the dust, and not even with the highest ranking version of Zelda. Well, this ranking only takes into account TP/SSB Zelda, and all other versions are ignored.

In terms of looks, this is probably Zelda’s hottest incarnation. OoT Zelda might have the potential to be hotter, but N64 limitations prevent it (unless you really like sharp angles), most of the other Zeldas are children or really tiny sprites, and LttP Zelda looks like an ordinary village girl, so her only competition is SS Zelda and BotW Zelda, both of which have the handicap of being cell-shaded, which is inherently less hot than realism. She also really nails the ‘elegant princess’ look in a way the other Zeldas do not, though I’m curious as to how easy it is to fight using a rapier when you’re wearing a dress so long that your shoes are invisible.

This Zelda doesn’t show up very often, so it’s kind of hard to get a lock on her personality. That said, she surrenders to Zant to prevent people from being slaughtered and she’s willing to give up her soul to help Link on his quest, so we know for sure that she’s selfless and helpful. She’s got a sword in this version, which implies that she has some kind of ability to affect things meaningfully around her, but in the end she just gets used by Ganon again, so ehhh.

PWC-wise, well, she’s a princess willing to do anything to protect her people, which I assume will include me. This is also one of the ‘not into Link’ versions of her, which is good for me because honestly I can’t possibly compete with Link. Maybe Legolas could. Yeah, anyway, I’m thinking this Zelda will be very easy to get along with.

Overall, TP Zelda isn’t one of the better Zelda games, but it is one of the better Zelda princesses.
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09/22/17 3:05:30 PM
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Bump
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09/22/17 3:13:31 PM
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Naomi continuing to climb!
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09/22/17 4:41:04 PM
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I nominated Zelda. And I agree with her being the hottest Zelda. She's quite fine!
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09/22/17 5:02:44 PM
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Nameless2000 posted...
I nominated Zelda. And I agree with her being the hottest Zelda. She's quite fine!

Blehhhh, what a dumb error for me to make.
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09/22/17 11:35:17 PM
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Twilight Princess Zelda is probably my favorite Zelda design.

TP had some great designs in general.
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09/23/17 11:47:03 AM
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42. Lightning
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/5/53/Lightning_%28Dissidia_012%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20131230201140
Origin: Final Fantasy XIII
Nominator: Mobilezoid (1/4 Remaining)
Looks: 88
Personality: 42
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 66.7

Lightning is the protagonist of the game I was most disappointed in in my life. Not Starcraft II, not Diablo III, not any of that. FFXIII. I was so ready to love that game. I was so convinced that I would love it that I got to the second to final boss before realizing that I hated every hour of the thirty-something hours I’d put into the game. Honestly, I could make this write-up be nothing except meme images with Lightning’s creator, a creepy guy who fell in love with his own creation to the point of bringing roses to a professional board room meeting and explaining why Lightning is like the roses.
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I’m going to try to do this write-up without letting my hatred for FFXIII get in the way. I’m going to fail, but I’m going to try.

Looks-wise, I will admit that female Cloud does look smoking. I can see why Don Corneo passed up Tifa and Aeris for her. The partly open jacket thing is great even if she has a belt around her abdomen, the hair style is fantastic, and she manages to make work a busy, overcomplicated design in a way that a lot of would-be anime waifus fail to. If there’s a problem here, it’s that Square tried to market Lightning in the real world as a model for stuff.
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/9/9d/Lightning_Louis_Vuitton_Fashion.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20151231002639
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/8/84/Lightning-Louis-Vuitton-Summer2016.png/revision/latest?cb=20160107182351
Now come on. Come on. There is blatantly no overlap between people who play FF games and people who buy Louis Vuitton clothing, which means someone at multiple companies just though Lightning looked hot. She does, but she’s clearly not a real model. It’s just so confusing that this even happened.

Personality-wise, Lightning is a wet sack of nothing. Oh, for sure I can tell that she’s supposed to be determined, independent, and devoted to her friends and sister, but she comes off as a wet sack of nothing to me. It says something that ‘boring-ass’ characters is not even in FFXIII’s three biggest flaws.

PWC-wise, though, she’s like a goddess or something? I never played the sequels. I know for sure that she has zero problem with cosplay or complicated costumes. I know that her only real personality trait is devotion to her sister, and I assume that as a waifu she’d give that to me as well. Lightning actually almost nails this section.

Overall… I feel like Lightning I would have nothing in common, since she’s a Jesus-figure goddess who lives in France as a fashion model and I’m some dude, but if we could get past that then I imagine she’d make an excellent waifu.
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09/23/17 5:31:07 PM
#285:


I liked FFXIII and I liked Lightning in FFXIII. She got progressively worse with each sequel though.
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09/23/17 6:24:48 PM
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Yeah, FFXIII is great! Though, I also really like Diablo III and Starcraft II >_>

At least you acknowledge her attractiveness and modeling career

LeonhartFour posted...
I liked FFXIII and I liked Lightning in FFXIII. She got progressively worse with each sequel though.

Lightning Returns Lightning is best Lightning
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09/23/17 6:31:45 PM
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LeonhartFour posted...
I liked FFXIII and I liked Lightning in FFXIII. She got progressively worse with each sequel though.

I'll admit that she's not the problem with her game.

Robazoid posted...

At least you acknowledge her attractiveness and modeling career

It's impossible not to.
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09/23/17 7:59:37 PM
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Robazoid posted...
Lightning Returns Lightning is best Lightning


further confirmation that I'm right
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09/23/17 10:38:37 PM
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IIRC, I liked Lightning the best in Lightning Returns as well, at least at times. FFXIII-2 Lightning the worst Lightning.
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09/24/17 12:56:46 PM
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And we're into the top forty!



41. Amane Suou
https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/grisaia/images/d/d0/Amane_Suou.png/revision/latest?cb=20140606165927
Origin: Grisaia
Nominator: PlasmaKappa (ELIMINATED)
Looks: 61
Personality: 70
Projected Wife Capacity: 71
Overall Score: 67

And PlasmaKappa is down. Amane is a high schooler who had to repeat a grade and so likes to act as the big sister type to her friends.

Looks-wise, Amane is supposed to be insanely gorgeous, and she’s… pretty good. Certainly above average.

Personality-wise, Amane has a slight complex about being unable to save one of her friends when she was younger, and deals with it by helping other people, in particular the person’s younger brother. Sounds reasonable. She’s apparently terrible at telling jokes, but that’s minor. One things I wasn’t able to find anything about was the origin of the quote “there’s a fire in my belly and a vacuum in my mouth,” which I have to assume has a different connotation in Japanese.

PWC-wise, Amane seems like she’s easy to get along with so long as you can handle some needless apologizing, and eh, I can.

Overall, Amane seems like a solid ‘normal’ waifu.
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09/24/17 1:34:57 PM
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Amane likes the D. To a very lewd level.
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09/24/17 11:10:12 PM
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Anagram posted...
49. Mabel
http://www.marriotttheatre.com/img/rentals/Pirates%20of%20Penzance/mabel.jpg
Origin: Pirates of Penzance
Nominator: Raka_Putra (2/5 Remaining)
Looks: 59
Personality: 65
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 64.7

Mabel is the daughter of a modern major general (who has interests animal, vegetable, and mineral) and the love interest of the main character. My favorite part of researching her was learning that Gilbert and Sullivan’s plays got ripped off in America a lot due to weirdly worded copyright laws, so they had the first run of this play be in America to avoid them and thus be copyrighted correctly to make more money.

For her Looks ranking, I decided to just use the hottest version of Mabel I could find online, since it’s a play and there’ve been literally hundreds (thousands?) of Mabels. She’s held back a little by the fact that I hate Victorian-era fashion and aesthetics (mostly because I hate steampunk), but I can’t reasonably hold it against her since she was written by people actually from the Victorian era. Speaking of which, is Mabel the only waifu on this list? Anyway, in the end this random actress is still pretty good-looking.

For her Personality, Mabel is devoted, kind, and a decent singer (depending on the actress). Works for me!

Most of Mabel’s high PWC comes from a single event: her lover realizes that he’s technically indebted to pirates for sixty years and needs to leave, and she’s willing to just wait for him. Now that’s dedication.

Overall, Mabel is a little more boring than most of the waifus on this list, but she’s also one of the most capable of being a normal person, so again, everything here works out well.

Hahaha yes, excellent. It's pretty crazy how being a relatively normal person can land you in the top 33%

I do love your approach to theatre nominations and I think I'd love to nominate them again in future waifu topics by B8ers (if they don't limit it to 2D waifus >_>).

And the girl you chose is really cute.
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09/25/17 12:28:43 AM
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Hahaha yes, excellent. It's pretty crazy how being a relatively normal person can land you in the top 33%

I do love your approach to theatre nominations and I think I'd love to nominate them again in future waifu topics by B8ers (if they don't limit it to 2D waifus >_>).

And the girl you chose is really cute.

Thanks. I was worried the theater nominations would be a problem because the characters are inherently malleable based on the version, but I'm glad it worked out. And luckily Mabel was easy to find good pictures of.
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09/25/17 12:19:59 PM
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40. Sara Valestein
http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/legendofheroes/images/b/b5/Sara_Valestein_CSI.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20131013015234
Origin: Trails of Cold Steel
Nominator: Mobilezoid (0/4 Remaining) (ELIMINATED)
Looks: 82
Personality: 47
Projected Wife Capacity: 72
Overall Score: 67

Sara is a super talented warrior who’s become a teacher for other would-be warriors, because everyone knows that when you’re in the prime of your life at 27, you should use it to teach instead of fight. People who fight, reach like 40 and retire, and then start teaching are just fools.

Looks-wise, Sara is gorgeous. Like many anime-ish characters, she falls curse to having too many belts, but other than that she’s really good-looking and she does’t dress too skimpily. Spoilers: I went back and edited that sentence to remove a crueler word.

Personality-wise, Sara is slightly lazy, childish, and manipulative, so okay. What I’m more impressed by is the fact that she’s so good at her job as a teacher and a fighter that the school can’t afford to fire her, so she drinks on the job knowing they can’t punish her. Now that’s funny. I docked a few points for the same reason as that Persona girl, which is that apparently she can have a romance with one of her own students. Seriously, though, this is just like that South Park episode where if it’s a male teacher it’s horrible and if it’s a female teacher it’s hot. Also, apparently she’s mocked for not having a boyfriend. Bull****. This is some Hollywood “Angelia Jolie is an ugly shut-in computer whiz” level of nonsense here.

PWC-wise, she’s got a job, she’s super talented, and she’s smart. I like it.

Overall, Sara seems like a very fine waifu choice.
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09/25/17 12:20:56 PM
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X-stats are ranked.
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09/26/17 12:02:24 PM
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39. Nishimya Shouko
https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/koenokatachi/images/8/8c/Nishimiya_Shouko_anime_design.png/revision/latest?cb=20160413093128
Origin: A Silent Voice
Nominator: resistance_pro (1/5 Remaining)
Looks: 71
Personality: 61
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 67.3

Nishimya is the female protagonist of A Silent Voice, and shes deaf. Or sort of deaf, because she has a hearing aid. Honestly, I couldnt quite nail down her hearing status. She gets picked on a lot for being deaf, which is confusing to me. I cant recall a single instance of ever seeing anyone get picked on for something like that.

Looks-wise, shes pretty good. Really, Im more concerned about the deafness. I wasnt sure where to place it. Its clearly not a normal part of looks, but it is a physical attribute that doesnt fit in under the other categories.

Personality-wise, Nishimya is overly apologetic, a little depressed, and extremely forgiving of others even after they bullied her.

PWC-wise, again, I see nothing problematic. In fact, I just so happen to live near one of the best California colleges for deaf people. About a third of my classes involved someone sitting up in front and doing sign language for a student. I wonder how you do sign language for complex math stuff? Ill never know.

Overall I think I moderately overranked Nishimya? Im not sure why I gave her such high looks and personality. Theres nothing wrong with her, mind you, and shed still be a good waifu.
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09/26/17 12:02:35 PM
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09/26/17 12:03:27 PM
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Eleven seconds was all it took for someone to call me on that.

Incredible.
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LeonhartFour
09/26/17 12:04:43 PM
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the link was light blue so I knew it was the wrong one without even clicking on it
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09/26/17 12:07:00 PM
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Leonhart confirmed for not having clicked on every image of Nishimya Shouko on the internet.
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09/26/17 4:43:58 PM
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I would imagine most pictures of her aren't named Sara_Valestein_CSI.jpg
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09/27/17 11:44:00 AM
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38. Ion
https://i.neoseeker.com/ca/ar_nosurge_ode_to_an_unborn_star_conceptart_mmmPe.jpg
Origin: Ar nosurge
Nominator: resistance_pro (ELIMINATED)
Looks: 72
Personality: 60
Projected Wife Capacity: 70
Overall Score: 67.3

Ion is the main character of Ar nosurge and a princess. You gotta have princesses.

Generally, I dislike anime girls whose eyes are a huge portion of their faces, but you can technically get around this by closing your eyes, which Ion has cleverly decided to do. With that handicap gone, shes got nice straight long hair, which I like, and Im gonna be honest, when I was first doing these rankings I did not notice the plant things growing out of the sides of her head. Hopefully theyre decorative or everyone will think theyre decorative, because I dont feel like explaining why my girlfriend has weird plant things on her head.

Personality-wise, Ion is shy, kind, and tries to save people, which weve NEVER seen before in anime-style stuff.

PWC-wise, I couldnt find much information on what shed be like, buuuuuuut she is a princess so that scores her some easy points.

Overall, Ion seems a little boring? But still a good waifu.
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09/27/17 12:02:39 PM
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Haha, I guess you really didn't find much info on her.

If you want a more complete explanation... (Massive Ciel and Ar nosurge Spoilers):

Ion is actually a girl from Japan named Yuuki Nei. She was a university student for engineering but had her soul ripped into the world of the game and placed into the body of the "original" Ion. There's reasons for that, but I digress. The people who did that to her basically force her into play the role of princess since they shoved her into that body and she has to deal with that while also trying to find a way out of that universe. With the player's help, who she (and the rest of the cast) know is someone interacting with their world from "another universe" (aka the real world)

There's a lot more detail but I feel like I'd be going into a plot summary at that point and it could go on for posts. A bit surprised whatever wiki you found didn't even have that much though.

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Hopefully theyre decorative or everyone will think theyre decorative

they are

Decorative, I mean. Pretty sure they're ribbons or something.

Also Ion was my nomination. >_>

and 37 places too low
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09/27/17 12:03:33 PM
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I told you man

I have #1 on lockdown

everyone else is just playing for second place
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09/27/17 12:05:02 PM
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whatever i'm blaming this one on the poor info anagram got

basically got to #38 on "Walter White is a high school chemistry teacher"
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09/27/17 12:05:58 PM
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xp1337 posted...
Haha, I guess you really didn't find much info on her.

If you want a more complete explanation... (Massive Ciel and Ar nosurge Spoilers):

Ion is actually a girl from Japan named Yuuki Nei. She was a university student for engineering but had her soul ripped into the world of the game and placed into the body of the "original" Ion. There's reasons for that, but I digress. The people who did that to her basically force her into play the role of princess since they shoved her into that body and she has to deal with that while also trying to find a way out of that universe. With the player's help, who she (and the rest of the cast) know is someone interacting with their world from "another universe" (aka the real world)

There's a lot more detail but I feel like I'd be going into a plot summary at that point and it could go on for posts. A bit surprised whatever wiki you found didn't even have that much though.

Anagram posted...
Hopefully theyre decorative or everyone will think theyre decorative

they are

Decorative, I mean. Pretty sure they're ribbons or something.

Also Ion was my nomination. >_>

and 37 places too low

Whoops! I fixed that, sorry. I guess I'm going to have to triple check every nominator from this point. And yeah, she not only has a bad Wiki page, Ar nosurge doesn't have a TVTropes characters page.

And as for the spoilers part, that does change things a bit, but doesn't that just make her a normal-ass person?
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09/27/17 12:12:29 PM
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Sorta? It's weird.

More Spoilers: The multiple universes thing I'm over-simplifying. She's from like Earth-2 or something. She's a robotics engineer, or at least an engineer with a heavy interest in robotics, but the tech level is higher than it seems to be here, since IIRC it was partially the fault of a device she built that she got sent into another universe to begin with. Essentially she recognizes that the player is "also" from Earth like her, but they're obviously not the same one.

But I mean, yes, essentially she is - in her own world - a normal, though probably exceptionally gifted, engineer. Though in the world of the game she cycles through princess, Empress, and technically-not-Empress-but-may-as-well-be


Ar nosurge is a pretty complicated and detailed world! It's hard to summarize these things!
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09/27/17 12:24:42 PM
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Believe it or not, that would probably have raised her PWC had I known, but not by a ton. Engineer seems more interesting to me than princess.
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