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Topic	Anagram ranks 153 waifus nominated by Board 8: The Topic
Anagram 08/06/17 6:14:12 PM #463:	91. Alice https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ninehourspersonsdoors/images/2/24/AliceOfficialArt.png/revision/latest?cb=20160325233046 Origin: Virtue’s Last Reward Nominator: kateee (0/4 Remaining) Looks: 88 Personality: 38 Projected Wife Capacity: 44 Overall Score: 56.7 kateee's last waifu survives this far based on looks alone. Alice is a member of the Department of Defense, which in this universe apparently dresses its antiterrorism agents in the silliest way possible. She also may or may not be an Egyptian mummy of the same name and looks. Gotta be honest, if she actually isn’t All-ice, then that seems like a needlessly confusing red herring. Alice’s looks are by far her strongest attribute, but what I really want to focus on is that she has the single most impractical choice of clothing ever. Ever. Tell me I’m wrong. In a million years I would not conceive of something as silly as that boob ring. Look at that, her breasts are clearly a little squeezed in there, which means that as soon as she moves her left arm, they’re going to relax and nothing will be hidden. This is why no culture ever has used this. And it’s a shame, too, because the rest of her clothing is actually really interesting and lends a lot of personality to her design, but it’s impossible not to focus on the boob ring. Oh wait, the Wiki says the DoD encourages its agents to dress in weird ways to throw off suspicion, sure, okay. Nevermind, folks, this is completely justified and I’m in the wrong. Personality-wise, though, yeesh. Reading about her is just reading a long list of betrayals and hypocrisies. She does at least feel remorse for them and can be made to admit that she was in the wrong, but like, she still did them. The most redeeming thing I could find about her is that disapproves of killing a comatose child. Well, I’m glad we’re at least on the same page here. As for her PWC… she’s at least got a good, steady job, and I infer from her actions that she’s unlikely to betray people she genuinely cares about. Still, I’m docking her some points. Overall, I don’t know that I would really recommend Alice as a waifu. Even if I did, I’ll be honest, I would not be comfortable with my girlfriend running around everywhere dressed like that. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:884301139] in Anagram ra... [t:75525776]...</cite> <quote>91. Alice https://vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/ninehourspersonsdoors/images/2/24/AliceOfficialArt.png/revision/latest?cb=20160325233046 Origin: Virtue’s Last Reward Nominator: kateee (0/4 Remaining) Looks: 88 Personality: 38 Projected Wife Capacity: 44 Overall Score: 56.7 kateee's last waifu survives this far based on looks alone. Alice is a member of the Department of Defense, which in this universe apparently dresses its antiterrorism agents in the silliest way possible. She also may or may not be an Egyptian mummy of the same name and looks. Gotta be honest, if she actually isn’t All-ice, then that seems like a needlessly confusing red herring. Alice’s looks are by far her strongest attribute, but what I really want to focus on is that she has the single most impractical choice of clothing ever. Ever. Tell me I’m wrong. In a million years I would not conceive of something as silly as that boob ring. Look at that, her breasts are clearly a little squeezed in there, which means that as soon as she moves her left arm, they’re going to relax and nothing will be hidden. This is why no culture ever has used this. And it’s a shame, too, because the rest of her clothing is actually really interesting and lends a lot of personality to her design, but it’s impossible not to focus on the boob ring. Oh wait, the Wiki says the DoD encourages its agents to dress in weird ways to throw off suspicion, sure, okay. Nevermind, folks, this is completely justified and I’m in the wrong. Personality-wise, though, yeesh. Reading about her is just reading a long list of betrayals and hypocrisies. She does at least feel remorse for them and can be made to admit that she was in the wrong, but like, she still did them. The most redeeming thing I could find about her is that disapproves of killing a comatose child. Well, I’m glad we’re at least on the same page here. As for her PWC… she’s at least got a good, steady job, and I infer from her actions that she’s unlikely to betray people she genuinely cares about. Still, I’m docking her some points. Overall, I don’t know that I would really recommend Alice as a waifu. Even if I did, I’ll be honest, I would not be comfortable with my girlfriend running around everywhere dressed like that. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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