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TopicAnagram ranks 153 waifus nominated by Board 8: The Topic
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07/13/17 12:35:41 AM
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129. Susan Ivonova
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Origin: Babylon 5
Nominator: Jeff Zero
Looks: 45
Personality: 45
Projected Wife Capacity: 40
Overall Score: 43.3

Ivonova is the second-in-command of the space station Babylon 5, a space station that desperately needed her leadership until the actress wanted too much money and mysteriously disappeared without a goodbye episode.

Rarely, there exist waifus who are perfectly normal-looking, who are neither beautiful nor ugly, but who cannot ever increase or decrease the attractiveness of their appearance. Ivonova is such a waifu. She’s simply a little below average, but Babylon 5 dresses her up many, many, many times in an attempt to make her beautiful. The sad truth is that Claudia Christian is simply not an attractive woman. The picture I used is the hottest Ivonova ever appears on-screen, and that includes when she’s in a dress trying to look good.

Maybe I’ll get attacked for this, but I never found Ivonova to be compelling. She’s kind of a *****, in fact, like when she chews out Garibaldi for misusing station equipment while she misuses station equipment herself (admittedly to talk to her sick father without people knowing). She’s always cracking jokes that are just not funny at all, mostly about Russia. And she strings a perfectly nice guy along for like two seasons instead of just accepting or rejecting him. Now, all of this is balanced out by her loyalty, bravery, intelligence, and level head while under pressure, but speaking purely for waifu purposes, Ivonova is slightly below par.

As for her PWC, she has all of the problems I just talked about (I do not want to be a knockoff Jedi strung along for two years only to sacrifice myself for her and have her cry about it) plus the fact that she’s military and works on a space station days away from Earth. I’ve never had a long distance relationship, but I imagine that’s about the worst it gets.

All-in-all, I’m not into Ivonova. She’s an excellent officer and warrior, but as a waifu, sadly lacking.
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