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TopicAnagram ranks 153 waifus nominated by Board 8: The Topic
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07/06/17 11:02:27 PM
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139. Chloe Frazer
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Origin: Uncharted
Nominator: Bane_of_Despair
Looks: 44
Personality: 34
Projected Wife Capacity: 11
Overall Score: 29.7

I’ve never played Uncharted. To me it’s always been the Indiana Jones video game knockoff series. Maybe I’m wrong about that, but what I’m not wrong about is that Indiana Jones has hotter chicks in it.

I can intuit from the article that Chloe is supposed to be knock-your-socks-off gorgeous, but she’s really not. Maybe it’s the in-game art, maybe it’s her super deep laugh lines, maybe it’s her weird lips, but Chloe’s face doesn’t come together for me at all. I’ll admit she has very nice hair and eyebrows, but that’s about all she has going for her. You’ll probably notice, though, that her relatively higher looks ranking than what came before her. At least she is an adult human female under the age of fifty, which none of the waifus so far have been (Madotsuki possibly expected).

Personality-wise, she’s a ‘survivor’ who is ‘frivolous with human life that is not her own.’ She’s willing to risk things for people she does care about, but otherwise will just walk away and not help people. No thanks! At least she’s witty and intelligent, so I still gave her some points.

As for her PWC, it’s obvious that she’s going to spend all of her time on crazy adventures. Unless you’re also an adventurer, there’s no way you’re going to see her for longer than a day or two between shenanigans. Add to that that she might just up and die during all of this and she’s clearly just not for me.

Sorry, Chloe. I actually thought you were from Fraiser the show because Bane didn’t put your series after your name.
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