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Topic	Anagram ranks 153 waifus nominated by Board 8: The Topic
Anagram 07/04/17 9:38:33 PM #77:	146. Mary’s Mother https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/a/a7/Mary.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111027224331 Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants Nominator: Great_Paul Looks: 1 Personality: 24 Projected Wife Capacity: 20 Overall Score: 15 Can I just take a moment to tell everyone that I never liked SpongeBob that much? It was okay, and yes it has some amazing memes, but I do not understand how it took off the way it did. There was a point where Nickelodeon was just the SpongeBob: The Channel, costarring the Fairly Odd Parents. Now Rugrats! That was the ***. Anyway, Mary’s Mother is yet another obvious grab at the last place spot. It’s a testament to terrible waifus everywhere that she barely* makes the bottom five. She’s just a one-off joke within the cartoon. There’s an old lady named Mary, and her mother is still alive, shriveled up to a head and spine and nothing else. With no eyeballs or ability to hear left, all she does is irritate her daughter. Mary’s Mother ties for the ugliest waifu on this list, which is impressive, since she is at least vaguely humanoid (even though she’s technically a fish). She is legit disgusting to look at. I know everyone wants to be able to say that they see through the covers of books and understand peoples’ personalities, but I think we all know there’s a limit to that, at least on internet waifu rankings. Then again, maybe it applies in reality. In real life, the Elephant Man sure as hell died penniless and alone. Mary’s Mother is also a screeching, unpleasant shrew who’s impatient and ill-tempered. I want nothing to do with that. She is at least capable of raising a child, though, so she does score a few points in PWC. But everything else I would desire in a waifu, including not having to push around a wheelchair and being able to do things with her, is impossible. I couldn’t take her to the movies, I couldn’t go out with her and grab a bite to eat, I couldn’t even watch TV with her! Sorry, Mary’s Mother. Better luck next time. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005 <cite>Anagram posted [p:882341555] in Anagram ra... [t:75525776]...</cite> <quote>146. Mary’s Mother https://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/spongebob/images/a/a7/Mary.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20111027224331 Origin: SpongeBob SquarePants Nominator: Great_Paul Looks: 1 Personality: 24 Projected Wife Capacity: 20 Overall Score: 15 Can I just take a moment to tell everyone that I never liked SpongeBob that much? It was okay, and yes it has some amazing memes, but I do not understand how it took off the way it did. There was a point where Nickelodeon was just the SpongeBob: The Channel, costarring the Fairly Odd Parents. Now Rugrats! That was the ****. Anyway, Mary’s Mother is yet another obvious grab at the last place spot. It’s a testament to terrible waifus everywhere that she barely makes the bottom five. She’s just a one-off joke within the cartoon. There’s an old lady named Mary, and her mother is still alive, shriveled up to a head and spine and nothing else. With no eyeballs or ability to hear left, all she does is irritate her daughter. Mary’s Mother ties for the ugliest waifu on this list, which is impressive, since she is at least vaguely humanoid (even though she’s technically a fish). She is legit disgusting to look at. I know everyone wants to be able to say that they see through the covers of books and understand peoples’ personalities, but I think we all know there’s a limit to that, at least on internet waifu rankings. Then again, maybe it applies in reality. In real life, the Elephant Man sure as hell died penniless and alone. Mary’s Mother is also a screeching, unpleasant shrew who’s impatient and ill-tempered. I want nothing to do with that. She is at least capable of raising a child, though, so she does score a few points in PWC. But everything else I would desire in a waifu, including not having to push around a wheelchair and being able to do things with her, is impossible. I couldn’t take her to the movies, I couldn’t go out with her and grab a bite to eat, I couldn’t even watch TV with her! Sorry, Mary’s Mother. Better luck next time. --- Not changing this sig until I decide to change this sig. Started: July 6, 2005</quote> ... Copied to Clipboard!
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