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Topic~*~*~Board 8 Presents: Three Words At A Time, The Jack Sparrow Hat Story~*~*~
Jeff Zero
06/27/17 4:20:02 PM
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But not as woeful as wiggling I need scissors! 61 to the peanutbutter red dirt slasher coming to a theater near you, this summer of love. Aardvarks are an annoying source of protein except for Cerberus who is not very kid-friendly but nobody’s perfect. Meanwhile Perfect Steve found a clue in Grant morrison’s Cerebus Syndrome page that said “Yo don’t do drugs unless it’s meth made by Heisenberg using linear algebra in zero gravity while camping outside the Great Wall of Swiss Cheese but Solid Snake and Don Flamenco and Tiberius Beekiller and Blue Meanie Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi the Genie plus Jay Solano all decided to eat the Wall, seasoning it with cumen, chili powder, nutmeg, cilantro, gravy, and MSG aplenty and plenty more but the future refused to chachacha but it waltzed. It continued waltzing. It waltzed more. Waltzing is fun. Too much fun. Waltzing can kill. But can it do this? *puts left foot in your mouth LMAO* haha get rekt this kinky shit is my jam. Jammed right up that leopard’s nose.

Author’s note: it is at around this point I presume Grant morrison’s Cerebus Syndrome page concludes, but I cannot be 100% certain as the quotations never properly wrap.

Ya’ll crazy, said.. Charles Manson, who did a jig on Ultron’s grave only to be come another Ultron “Whoa, heavy shit” said Wolverine as he tenderly touched a stray Raccoon named Rocket, lovingly and got arrested. But he escaped because Rocket Raccoon Had always wanted someone to care for his plants. Groot never did nothing wrong by giving Rocket the paramore twitter boobs with Jack Sparrow’s actor snorting a line of coke zero vanilla.

Honestly, how does that Luster do it?

Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata, Hakuna Matata y gringos empanada.

But here I am, rock you sit broken hearted on this lonely rock, deserted and littered with Jack Daniels bottles and E.T. cartridges galore. I am not a crook, but I play one on tv. Then Koopa’s doom ships Ripped the skin. Then I said “Ow, my skin!” “It’s raining men!” Hallelujah, it’s raining Jack Sparrow hats!

Butter the floor said Jeff, who buttered the floor before whipping out a 29 y/o heifer to put milk before the cereal and destroy the fabric of reality and it’s daughter. Everything was destroyed or was it Yes it was

“To 500!” Said Christopher Columbus, longingly as he sailed the buttered seas that never freeze and never boil unlike emerald eggs laid by golden platypi. Those eggs made kirby rich in back fat but poor in character, supported by the rains down in Africa, and in our hearts. Jimmy crack corn on the cob in GoldenEye, pwning the ghost of an angry TimJab who’s always angry but not at white people, who according to him taste like chicken twitter casserole.

Almost three years later this story was finished, but we archived it for no fucking reason. 10 more posts until we’re free. Yet the memories of when I posted three words at a time are so dumb. Lame Joke Alt and a Vulcan in a bar curing world peace.

@BowserCuffs @Vengeful_KBM @Raka_Putra @MZero11 @Punnyz @MrGreenonion @LOLIAmAnAlt @Grand_Kirby @Cavedweller2000 @OliviaTremor
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