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TopicI heard food poisoning really sucks.
littlebro07
06/16/17 7:57:01 PM
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KnicksRGarbage posted...
You basically live in the bathroom and all you do is pray to God to make it stop.


This

I've had it once and it was the worst week of my life.

Projectile diarrhea is horrible. It hits the water with such force that it then splashes shitty water all over the inside of the bowl, like under the rim, and all over your burning ass.

You feel a fart coming and you run to the bathroom because it's almost definitely NOT just a fart, but an underwear destroying devil spawn.

While shitting out stuff that's been inside of you for years, the smell will get to you and trigger the nausea and you'll then projectile vomit into the trashcan that's hopefully right by you or the bathtub if it's closer. Then you'll literally be vomiting and diarrheaing simultaneously.

You aren't safe in your sleep either.

I ruined three pairs of underwear and one mattress I was luckily already replacing that week.
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