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Yeah Raga, i want to dance about like a ballerina for 5 minutes before i poke a monster 10 times my size with a feather duster to tickle it to death. then i have to spend 20 minutes tickling it and the 2 others it called over to death. then i have to tickle 100 of them to death for a slightly improved feather duster so i can go find a monster 11 times my size to tickle.

Speaking of Dante, i'd have the same complaint about Devil May Cry if i had to fight a spider the size of bouncy castle with a pool noodle too while the camera did whatever the fuck it wanted. I'd have the same gripe with SMT:N if i had to tickle Matador et al to death blindfolded without anything resembling the press turn system, and I'd have the same gripe with Donkey Kong if i had to hit a barrel 20 times with the hammer to break it and i had to break 100 of them for a hammer that only had to hit a barrel 19 times to break it. also, the hammer takes 15 seconds to swing at each barrel too.

so in conclusion, fuck MH. its a shitty game with an inexplicable cult following based on a kludgy control scheme masquerading as actual difficulty. hey, some people also find hooking their nipples up to car batteries fun and that's fine. it isn't for me, and no convoluted defense of high voltage nipple clamping is going to make that sort of thing enjoyable for me.
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