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Raganork10 posted...

Brownie points for being a series that Whiskey hates because he used a greatsword once and couldn't comprehend how the weapon works, because back in the 1500s they used sticks to fend off chickens and lions, ya hear young'ins?

And anyone that hunts bees the size of hang gliders with a fucking fencing foil and a buckler deserves an envenomed death. Nobody that actually wields a great sword as slowly as a MH toon does would actually wield a great sword at all. A weapon that takes longer to swing than it takes for me to microwave a burrito had better be a doomsday device. Introductory trash mobs shouldn't take an hour to kill ffs.

Anyone that designs a crossbow that involves pulling the trigger, THEN aiming THEN releasing the trigger to actually fire it is so bass-ackwards as to be unworthy of my time.

MH games were designed by masochists for masochists and I love watching people justify shitty, shitty controls and endless grinding for marginally less useless weapons to shave seconds off a 10 minute grind on a trash mob. A trash mob that you'll be killing a hundred of for the next slightly less limp noodle of a weapon at that...

I would find a 4 white mage naked run of the original Final fantasy more entertaining, and at least then you've intentionally crippled yourself for some perceived challenge. Just trying to trick a game into doing what you want isn't difficulty, it's piss poor design.

Next you'll be defending the camera in Trapt for PS2...
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