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@SupremeZero

Well, We're Waiting

SupremeZero sat by his window, sighing. Staring outside, he saw no beauty, no wonder. Inside, he felt nothing but total apathy. Persona 5 had been delayed… AGAIN. For Zero, the hype was too much for so many years, but just before he received that fabled game, he once again had it pulled away from his reach. If only there was some way to speed up the process.

Just then, he got an idea. There WAS a way to speed up the process. If he took the development studio and had them work in a plane that flew against the Earth’s rotation, then they would go back in time and the game would come out faster! He ran to his rich friend Ulti’s house and asked him to borrow a plane. “To bring us phantom thiefs!” he said, for reasoning.

Ulti allowed him to borrow a plane, which he flew to Atlus’s headquarters. “Behold, a way to release the game sooner!”

The head brass were intrigued by his promise, but ultimately said no to his suggestion.



@VeryInsane

X-Men VI: The Last Stand

It was the far future, in a dystopian society. This was a world where disease ran rampant, and dance was forbidden. Those who wanted to dance were labeled as nutjobs. The most ill… was VeryInsane.

VI wanted to dance like no other. He had practiced in secret for all his life, and found an exquisite pair of dancing boots from the old world. He soon would shine on the underground.

The Boot/Immune Police caught wind of this, and went to seek him out. The Police of this world had one job – prevent dance. And they had one defining characteristic – immunity to disease. They quickly found VI and accosted him.

“I will fight for my rights!” shouted VI as he defended himself by doing pirouettes and tendus. The police merely started beating him down with their boots, kicking until he lay on the ground, damaged forever.

He would never stand again.




@BlueCrystalTear

Badger Badger Badger Badger...

Andy had jumped the canyon. He told his pals that he was going and they scoffed at him. But he did. He climbed onto his hoverboard and ramped over the chasm. He succeeded. I mean, his friends knew that he was going to, but chose to stay at home and watch March Madness. Andy scoffed back, as the Badgers weren’t even playing!

On his way home, a man asked him if he was going to jump the canyon. Andy said he already did, but “why not” and did so again. This time, he was filmed and quickly became an internet sensation. He was invited to talk shows, started a new YouTube channel, and convinced most people that Mudkip was the best.

Soon, he was relaxing at home with his friends, watching March Madness. Unfortunately, the Wisconsin Badgers lost. Then his friends asked him to jump the canyon.

“I already did.”



@WickIebee

For Some Reason...

Wickle was a pretty happy guy. He was doing alright for himself. However, one evening, he was playing a game of D&D and accidentally rolled three sixes in a row. Smoke filled the room and a devil appeared.

“Foolish mortal, now I will possess you and force you to do my bidding!”

Wickle screamed but had no defense as he felt the entity enter his body. Then, he knew there was one thing he had to do, by the devil’s wishes.

Be a skateboarder.

Now this wasn’t the easiest task. First Wickle had to scrounge up the money to buy a board, then actually learn. He did not have an easy time. His balance was wonky, and he fell often. Eventually, Tony Hawk saw him failing, and came by to say “stick with bikes dude”.

The devil was so embarrassed that he stopped possessing Wickle. Then Wickle ate some chips.
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