Now it's time forrrrr.....dramatic thingie!! *drum rolls*
First of all, I want to thank God for giving me strength along this arduous road, with many spiky thorns falling onto the sky, figuratively speaking. Secondly, I'd like to thank my parents for caring and raising me in such a lovey dovey home, except when I get bad grades, slouch around too much, or look at naughty FF XII doujins. And of course, for you, the reader, for staying with me (or not) to this point, even after years of hiatuses, months of procrastinating, and days of waiting!
Now without further ado...*drum rolls around the stage and crashes to the audience*
Getting the fifth place, this astonishing lady has men swooning everywhere she goes! Her condescending attitude is ever so popular with masochistic men all over the world! The serpentine pirate empress...Boa Hancock!!
*crowd cheers*
(Hancock walks to the middle of the stage and stops in front of Nio's bunnies)
Hancock: What are these? *kicks the bunnies so hard they cried*
Ah! How cruel! She kicked the runaway bunnies from the next topic over! But...
SHE'S SO BEAUTIFUL! *turns to stone* *GAME OVER* *reloads save file*
Ahem, anyway. This evening, she's accompanied by the aptly named Pirateking2001!
*crowd cheers once more*
Pirateking2001? If you'd please take the spot on the middle of the stage along with Miss Hancock...
*drum rolls, crashing to Pirateking2001's petrified body and shattering it to little pieces*
Oops.
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Oh, I am one yet many.