Okay, so I need to help out a bunch of aerial evacuations. What does this consist of? Killing symbiotes and letting civilians run away to the heli-carriers. Yahoo. The first one sucked because it was on the ground and they kept taking them away. Then the last two were on the roof. So that made it easier. Why, you may ask? Wouldn't you need to do stupid ass wall fighting and have a smaller area to take out enemies? Well, yeah. Unless you cheese it like I did! I decided I would web them all as they come onto the roof. So they crawl over and I spam the f*** out of my webbing to get super fast web tie downs so it makes them unable to move super fast. After that, I continued to spam the webbing, so they would be knocked back and fall off the roof and to the ground. This kept them gone for the longest time and usually they don't even try scaling the building any longer. This works very well and ensures I don't have to f*** around with this game's BS. So yeah! I manage to get everyone to safety. Spidey decides to change up his poses with an ARM CROSS POSE. I don't know why.
Now then, since we just did these aerial evacuations, what do you think we'll be doing next? WHY, MORE AERIAL EVACUATIONS OF COURSE! This f***ing game.
But now I get to follow a SHIELD heli-carrier to a SHIELD base... which is actually Moon Knight's crib. F*** YEAH MOON KNIGHT! But yeah, there are Vulture symbiotes now, so we have to deal with that. They aren't that difficult. However, when I was heading to the area, you have to be standing on a ship since if you fall off, you can't catch up no matter what. So of course, I saw enemies. The logical thing to do would be to attack them. But no, you can't. Because if you do, you'll be too far behind and fail the mission. So after my first failure, I just stood there... watching. One of them attacks me anyway, and luckily it was at the very end so I could keep up enough to not fail the mission. I defeat the enemies and now I get to talk to Moon Knight!
After destroying a bunch of Vulture hives, Black Widow is barking out orders for SHIELD to defend their main base. Her accent is really, really, really, really, REALLY f***ing annoying at this point. Anyway, I have to defend the big electric wall, which takes forever, and then I have to call in an air strike. But wait, a Berserker Symbiote appears! Probably because it ate Wolverine or something. There's a bunch of them that come at the door, and I have to defeat them all. The air strike arrives and blows the f*** out of the main area. ...Uh, success...?
I then buy the final parts of all of Red Spidey's moves! Hoorah! However, the next mission is to meet Mary Jane in Harlem. ...Oh god, can I take it? We haven't had any stupid storyline stuff happen today, so I guess I can go do it. For all of you.
But holy crap, that was so far away that I had to travel. Wow. I get there and MJ is holding a shotgun, asking how to use it to Luke Cage. Spidey calls for an evac for everyone in Harlem. He asks Luke Cage to take care of MJ, to which MJ promptly cocks her shotgun and says in a badass manner "MJ can take care of herself. I have some friends to save." F***ING I HATE MARY JANE WATSON! Now we need to find Wolverine for some reason I don't know. My next mission objective? "Go to Church." Well f*** you game. Don't push your religion on me.
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