Alright, so I save the five teams from the symbiotes. Spider-Man b****es when Black Widow tells him to get a symbiote sample. I guess that's icky if it's the end of the world and stuff and you've already been infected and are currently infected by a symbio- Oh f*** it. This Spider-Man is terrible and embarrassing. But now I'm escorting an APC vehicle. This is alright. I mean, nothing too special.
UNTIL I HAVE TO RESCUE THREE F***ING LOSERS ON THE ROOF AND PROTECT THE APC AT THE SAME TIME HOLY S***. They keep spawning enemies and they're always close by the time you finish off a group, so then you have to go to the next group. Holy s***. This is the worst. I go up to go get people on the roof and the APC explodes every single time. God f***ing damnit. Three times I try this.
So then I just say f*** it and go and save three civilians on the roof. And I get two of them there as the APC is getting destroyed and it's very close to death... and then it drives away. ...Uh, I just left one of the civilians on the roof to die now. And then it acts like it's a huge accomplishment. What the f***? This game.
Anyway, I do the mission to save MORE people because I guess this game really likes to try and make it long. I just web everything while people run to the APC. It's very easy. But now I need to go to Kingpin and ask him for some things so Tinkerer can make his device. "Okay, no problem! I'll just file the papers and get my name changed to the Amazing Spider-Diplomat! Off I go." SO F***ING FUNNY SPIDER-MAN HOW DO YOU STAY SO WITTY?
Anyway, I travel all the way to Fisk Tower and it has a bunch of electric generators. So Spidey needs to take out a bunch of Kingpin's men and symbiotes. And so Spider-Man takes out all of the generators and places them back in upside down (I DON'T KNOW HOW THIS IS A POSSIBLE THING). It was very confusing. But anyway, Spider-Man does all three, and the electricity dies down. And then he proceeds to go up top and talk to Kingpin. Kingpin says it's all Spider-Man's fault this happened and blah blah blah. And then he says that he will help Spider-Man if he does him a few favors... BY TURNING ON THE MOTHER F***ING GENERATORS BACK ON THIS GAME KILLS ME WITH THIS REDUNDANCY!
I do that and then we're all chilling in Fisk Tower. Well, let me tell you who is chilling there. It's Spider-Man, Kingpin, Tinkerer, Black Widow, and..... Vulture? Huh? Tinkerer wants a bunch of scientific stuff, a full pardon, and a castle with a hot servant. Oh ho ho ho this game is so funnay. Kingpin gets him to castle, servant, and science stuff. And then Black Widow gives him a full pardon. And then she b****es under her breath as she walks away. And that's about all I can take for today.
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