Anyway, I report back to Wolverine now.
Wolverine: If we don't stop this, this entire city will fall into chaos.
Spidey: I'm pretty sure it's already in chaos.
Wolverine: How about a little less joking and a little more fighting!
SHOT DOWN!
...Oh my god, Wolverine. Good lord, you are the worst now.
"First off, ya smell like death. Second, you look like one of those emo kiddies they got all over the internet, jabbering on about how hard their life is when they've never known true pain."
Seriously game?
And Spidey makes it worse. "Oh my god... you have a My Face page, don't you!? Dork!"
...And Wolverine... "I do not!"
...Spidey. "Aha! You totally do!"
...Wolverine again. "Shut up, kid!"
...Spidey... again. "Will you add me as a friend? I'll poke you and you poke me back!"
...Wolverine... "I said shut up!"
And there goes my spirit. Completely crushed. Thank you.
Now I have to look for Venom. I find him, and it turns out that he's infecting people with symbiotes and making them insane.
Venom: What's the matter Spider-Man!? You don't believe in adoption! After all... you're the mommy.
I think I want to cry.
Anyway, I beat up all of those enemies and go find Venom again. Spider-Man clones with tentacles and random citizens are dancing around a giant bulbous symbiote plant (I really don't know) and Venom wants to fight us now! Yaaaay... And then I chase Venom around the city for a while, can't damage him much, and wonder if my game is glitched because this goes on FOREVER. And then finally another alley fight where I beat Venom and he just... kind of runs away. Well then.
I have to beat up three hives because this game needs to artificially add length.. and then Spidey realizes we need to go to a SHIELD Quarantine area!
And then we get there and there are infected people locked up by SHIELD! And then there's Black Widow there who looks completely ridiculous.
Oh dear. She says to stay out of this and he's in trouble! But all of a sudden, an Electro appears! Oh god.
HE WANTS HIS SISTER GOD DAMNIT! Yeah, I don't know. This is about as far as I got when I played the game last. Anyway, this fight is pretty lame. First you chase Electro around the city while he puts up bars of electricity and throws electric balls at you to stop you. And then he goes to the quarantine area and releases people. ...Then you go and chase him around the city again. ...And then he goes back to the quarantine area and releases people. And finally, you chase him around the city again until you get the chance to fight him for real. Then you whittle away his health very slowly. Btw, the banter is pretty lame. Spidey just keeps telling him to stop. I like the one where he said "WHY WON'T YOU LET ME STOP YOU!?"
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