I go to that safehouse or whatever that was discussed before. I beat up Kingpin's guys, who we finally get a hilarious close up of their armors. Let me just show this off for you.
It's fanart, but it's identical to the game. How f***ing ridiculous, right? You're on a roof top when all of a sudden... some insane looking civilians start crawling up after Spider-Man and Kingpin's guys and start beating them up OH NO! They keep getting torn apart and Spider-Man must defeat them. He keeps saying "They're acting so strange!" and stuff as they disappear into a fine goo on the ground. Anyway, after beating enough, Spidey throws one of them off the ledge and a squad of police officers tell Spider-Man to stop attacking the people and stand down! Spidey runs away and says "First I'm attacked, and now I'm being shot at!? That's so not fair." F***ING HAHA SPIDER-MAN! These things are very obviously not people by how they keep disappearing into goo and walking on all fours all crazy like.
I get back to Moon Knight who is F***ING PISSED. He says "You have much to answer for." and says that he saw him throwing people off buildings. Spidey says that he had to do it, but doesn't f***ing say why. So Moon Knight tentatively believes him and says he cannot act this way again.
Spidey: Stop looking at me like that. With your... goobily eyes.
Moon Knight: You worry me Spider-Man.
Spidey: The guy who talks to moon gods is worried about me? Seriously?
Of course, we get another conversation about Spider-Man's black suit. Moon Knight tells him he should focus on getting rid of it, but Spidey says he has it under control and needs to focus on saving the city because he's the only one who gets the symbiotes. So Moon Knight just brushes it off like whatever. Btw, I found a use for my allies! Luke Cage can destroy a f***ing mech in a fast time. Totally remembering that. Anyway, I go back to beating up deranged citizens because the game can't think of anything more meaningful for me to do. Also, the deranged citizens will sometimes (often) get stuck in buildings, so you need to bait them out to fighting you, which only works sometimes. Really.
But after that, there's activity in Hell's Kitchen! Let's go there and check it out! So I get there... and Wolverine leaps at you from on a rooftop! Spider-Man sidesteps and Wolverine literally belly flops onto the pavement below. BEST WOLVERINE EVER. He says Spidey is as annoying as Spider-Man, but he smells different! OH NO! We must fight! So we have a battle... but wait, the fight stops. Wolverine asks me...........
"WHAT ARE YOUR PARENTS' NAMES!?"
...Yup, Trivia with Wolverine, folks. We need to prove we're really Spider-Man now. For extra fun, I'll include the questions here, and you guys can try to answer them!
1) What are [Spider-Man's] parents' names?
a) Richard and Mary
b) Ben and May
c) Herman and Helen
d) Shut up and fight
(Btw, he says "That's not on my online Wikipedia entry!" when he gets it right)
2) Whose killers did [Wolverine and Spider-Man] track in Berlin?
a) Ned Leeds
b) Flash Thompson
c) Harry Osborn
d) No more questions
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